yoshiko's pov
aki.... are you happy now? I am going to be far from you, so you will be so relaxed....
I should be an idiot like those times...
FLASHBACK and the story of this character in anime -(original anime)
Yoshiko Hanabatake was not your average high school girl.
For one, she had a deep, unwavering love for bananas. Not the metaphorical kind — real, potassium-packed bananas. She could talk about them for hours. She could eat ten in a minute. She once tried to marry one. But beyond her fruity obsession, Yoshiko had a talent — if you could call it that — for being an absolute idiot.
Some might call her lively, eccentric, or unpredictable. But her childhood friend Akuru Akutsu, A-kun, had a different word for it.
"Stupid."
Brilliant, cold, and ruthlessly logical, Akuru had long accepted his role as the unwilling babysitter of Yoshiko's chaos. He'd known her since they were kids, which unfortunately made him her designated punching bag for attention. Or rather, she was his punching force of nature.
Every morning, Yoshiko followed the same routine: she barged into his house, yelled nonsense, challenged him to banana-eating contests, and got dropkicked out the door when she crossed the line, which was always.
Akuru was determined to get into a top university. His life was about discipline, hard work, and avoiding distractions. Unfortunately, Yoshiko was in love with Akuru.
Unfortunately, his biggest distraction wore a red ribbon and considered arithmetic optional.
Yoshiko's mother, surprisingly aware of her daughter's idiocy, often begged Akuru to marry Yoshiko someday — not out of romance, but in the desperate hope that maybe he'd keep her from dying of stupidity.
But Yoshiko was relentless. Every time Akuru shut her down, she bounced back harder. She'd try puppy-dog eyes. Bribes. Cosplay. Interpretive banana dances.
Even violence.
And when Akuru thought things couldn't get worse, Yoshiko made friends. Dangerous friends.
Then Sayaka, a sweet and normal girl who quickly became the group's moral compass, though her compass kept spinning from confusion. She was Yoshiko's new best friend — and primary victim of secondhand embarrassment.
Then came the Public Morals Chairwoman — elegant, powerful, and secretly madly in love with Akuru. But watching her lose her composure every time Yoshiko interfered? Priceless.
And the delinquents? She tamed them. Not with strength or strategy — but by being so unpredictable and stupid that their brains just... gave up. They started following her, thinking she was some kind of enlightened street philosopher.
She wasn't.
She once told them that punching the moon could improve grades. They believed her.
Yoshiko wasn't malicious. She never meant to hurt anyone. But she had an incredible talent for turning simple moments into absurd disasters.
A trip to the zoo ended with her trying to communicate with monkeys.
A math test? She answered every question with "banana."
A romantic confession? She once shouted at Akuru, "I'll love you even if you become a gorilla!"
Despite everything, there were moments — rare and fleeting — where Yoshiko showed surprising warmth. She genuinely cared about her friends, in her chaotic way. She supported Sayaka's confidence. She protected the kids in her neighborhood. And though Akuru would never admit it, sometimes her bizarre optimism did brighten the day.
(Just... not when she was riding a dog like a horse while waving banana peels like flags.)
Yoshiko never changed. Not really. But over time, the people around her learned to navigate her whirlwind of idiocy.
Akuru still scolded her. Still rejected her ridiculous advances. But somewhere between the dropkicks and facepalms, he began to smile just a little more often.
Life with Aho Girl was many things — frustrating, ridiculous, and exhausting.
But it was never, ever boring.
But what if her idiocy was cured ?
FLASHBACK ENDS.
Why did I become normal? How can I get back to my old self?
Can somebody give me medicine .... to be an idiot.
Hey everyone... It's Yoshiko thinking of her old days...
Stay tuned !!!