"Am I dead." I said out loud while looking around at the endless beautiful universe and planets.
"Indeed you are." Said a unknown voice.
I jumped up, scared shitless by the sudden voice and seen a old man in front of me sitting at a table drinking coffee.
"Who are you and where the hell am I." I asked with a full fledged weary face that could win a oscar.
"I am rob." Said rob with a kind smile.
"Oh, does that Include wishes and I can choose m....." I said already having ideas, only to get cut off.
"Like hell I would grant wishes to a fucking nobody like you." Said rob with an Inhumane disgusting smile and suddenly waved his right hand.
*CRACK*
*BOOOOOM*
"WHAT THE FUCK." I said screaming at the top of my lungs from seeing a literal hole in the fucking universe.
"Hehehe, survive you fucktard nobody." Said rob laughing with a disgusting smile, his face peeling revealing a Inhumane creature.
Suddenly the creature waved its bony finger sending me flying into the into the cracked hole of the universe.
"FUCK YOU." I said loudly at the top of my lungs with rage while disappearing in the black hole, scared shitless from the power of the unknown being, if I can even shit in a soul form that is.
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(God's POV)
Beyond everything itself you can see a being bigger than the universe made of light floating.
"Do you really think I don't know anything you filthy creature." Said god calmly, lifting his huge finger and flicking it lightly.
(ROB'S POV)
"HAHAHAHA, CAN YOU SURVIVE IN THAT WORLD AS ANOTHER NOBODY YOU PIECE OF S..." Said the fake rob laughing loudly with his arms spread wide open, feeling all the evil karma energy making him stronger.
*BOOOOOM*
(God's POV)
God watched the fake rob and the dimension be wiped from existence and looked in another direction which was the universe I was sent to and said calmly "I'll give you a little gift as an apology for not not interfering sooner."
God made a random fruit appear and sent it lightly to the universe I was sent to, which shot threw universe's even reality itself.
"Father what happened." Said jesus appearing out of nowhere, looking up at the being bigger than the universe.
"Just getting rid of some nuisances." Said god calmly while closing his glowing eyes that made the whole place beyond the universe go pitch black.
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Kusagakure / Year: 24
In the kusagakure village that is bustling with citizens who are you about their daily lives with solemn looks on their faces and ninjas flickering on rooftops, butIf you look closely in a forest you can see a young little fat ugly boy who looks to be about 6 or 7 years old passed out on the ground.
(Daniel's POV)
"Ugh..." I said groggily, waking up with a headache.
My eyes slowly adjusted to the sunlight and looked around, only for my face fo scrunch immediately from my unknown surroundings that happeneds to be a forest
"Where a...AHHHH." I said, only to immediately start screaming loudly in pain while holding my head from the intense headache.
Suddenly memories rushed into my head, making me looking through the new set of memories to see where I'm is currently at.
"So I'm in naruto and became the 6 year old gato an abandoned character of narruto who dies in part I from a couple weak slashes to the chest and fell off a cliff and died." I said with a ugly look on my face that my already ugly face which made it even more ugly, not surprised in the least by my childlike voice.
"But the question is will I make it to the end because he obviously didn't and he sure as hell never appeared in boruto." I said with a sigh, not at all feeling some type of way that I'm talking to himself.
"Well I guess...." I said, only to be sent flying.
*BOOOOOM*
"ARGH...WHAT THE FUCK...ARGH...JUST HIT ME...." I said loudly in pain, laying on the ground with a knot in the middle of my forehead.
I looked around and and seen a, brown, grey with hints of green colored fruit on the left side of my face with a note on it, making me pick it up and read it which had only four words on it that said enjoy your new life.
"How funny this is way to cliche, me a nobody became another nobody, how can a nobody like me get involved with bigwig gods and other shit, anyways let's eat this fruit that resembles a fruit from one piece or well I assume it is but at least I have something in my stomach since the former owner's parents are unreliable" I thought with a loud sigh.
I grabbed the fruit and immediately took a bite of out of it, only for my face to suddenly resemble a buddha that has been enlightened.
"Thy hast been given the second chance by thee, thy must make hast with what thee hast gifted thy." I said with my legs crossed in a lotus position, sitting on a rock with my hands clasped together like a buddha.
"Ok let's stop playing and get back to the real business because I feel something in my body which is probably chakra but something feels different about it ." I said while continuing to sit in a lotus position on the rock and started meditating, focusing inwardly.
While I was focusing I opend his eyes and lifted my hand mhich made half my arm transform into something gooey.
"Wait did I eat the numa numa no mi aka the swamp swamp fruit." I said with surprise and also sighing at having a fruit that the one piece creator abandoned.
"So I'm a nobody in my past life and in my new life I become another nobody and even have a fruit that a nobody in one piece had who's name I can't even remember, who can't even keep his tongue in his mouth." I said sighing again at my new very pitiful life that no reincarnator should go through but seems to be a trend in fanfic's nowadays.
"But truth be told this fruit has potential if I remember correctly swamp thing from dc has swamp powers but I shouldn't get my hopes up and link the swamp swamp fruit with swamp things powers we could be in very different swamp categories since the swamp swamp fruit is more of like quicksand and swamp thing could basically control everything related to swamps." I said talking to myself while rubbing fat my chin.
"Yeah I shouldn't get myself down since I can basically absorb attacks now and send it back to the enemy but it's probably weak since when I ate the fruit its now linked to my chakra and became my kekkei fenkai or bloodline limit in english if I'm correct because my new body feels different." I said calmly yapping to myself, clearly engrossed in my own mind.
I closed his eyes again and started meditating again and suddenly elementalized my whole body into a swamp, only for me to quickly change back to normal while breathing hardly with sweat appearing on my forehead.
"Hah...hah...hah...dang that took my whole chakra pool." I said panting with shocked eyes that were hidden a little from the glasses I was wearing.
I took a couple deep breaths to calm myself down and started going through my new set of memories to see how the former owner's life was so far.
TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.
"So that's how it is my new ugly mother and father are both civilians, well that explains a lot about the uselessness of the former owner and how he died from a couple weak slashes to the chest" I thought with a disgusted look on my face from the appearance of my parents in my memories, still engrossed in my own thoughts.
"I guess I'll be gato from now on." I said with a tired sigh that contained a lot of emotions while closing my eyes to meditate, trying to create my own technique to expand my genin level chakra pool is what I estimate it at, which will prove hard.
While I was focusing on the chakra around myself and urged it lightly to gather slowly as to not try and force it which will result in me hurting myself or worse end up dying from chakra overload and going boom you get the gist.
As I kept focusing on gathering chakra, I suddenly felt my chakra pool start growing a tiny bit which made me happy on the inside but quickly calmed down as to not loose focus.
TIMESKIP: 10 minutes later.
I was currently still gathering chakra, but was panting and sweating hardly and stopped myself to catch my breath.
"Hah...hah....fuck...that was dangerous." I said pantibg tiredly and hardly with a body full of sweat.
I got up from the rock and jumped down, landing on the ground while thinking "Well I'll have to keep it up since my chakra pool only expanded a little bit and train in my taijutsu which will help me in the long run while I'm at it since I bet the former owner has no talent in ninjutsu"
I looked up at the sky and noticed it was getting dark and started headed in the direction of where the former owners home was at while warily watching my surroundings since one can never be to careful and I could possibly die at any second because mind you this is the naruto world.
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THE END...