"Not happening," Ino retorted, "I was here first so I got dibs on him! Now get lost!"
"Make me," Sakura challenged.
"I don't make garbage," Ino retorted.
"What was that," Sakura shot back before both girls started growling angrily at each other. Sasuke sighed before turning to Hinata, only to find that she was gone.
"Thanks a lot," Sasuke said while trying to control his own anger at them, "I was enjoying some wholesome company and conversation until you two came and messed up everything! You scared Hinata off because of your stupidity!"
Sasuke hurried off to catch up with Hinata. Sakura and Ino turned to each other with a look of daggers.
"This is all your fault Ino-pig," Sakura yelled.
"My fault," Ino retorted, "It was you he blamed stupid!"
Ino ran off to chase after Sasuke with Sakura in pursuit not too far behind.
(Meanwhile In Another Part of Konoha)
"Damn kid," Naruto remarked, "Your execution of Henge is atrocious!"
What Naruto was looking at was a fattened and disfigured version of a young pretty woman that Konohamaru attempted to change into. Konohamaru failed miserably to execute henge in spite of his best efforts.
"But on the plus side you got her clothes' coloring correct," Naruto added before sensing bloodlust being aimed at him.
"Are you saying that looks like me," the woman said darkly before she threw a punch at Naruto from behind. Naruto side stepped her as her fist flew right passed him.
"Physically speaking, no," Naruto replied before he pointed to the still transformed Konohamaru and mocked, "But your violent behavior certainly reflects the ugliness quite accurately."
"Why you," the woman screeched as she chased after Naruto who screamed and ran from her.
"Boss," Konohamaru yelled worriedly as he changed back and ran after them. A couple of seconds later, Konohamaru was pulled behind a dumpster as the running pair turned the corner and disappeared from his sight.
"That ought to keep her busy for a while," Naruto grinned mischievously with Konohamaru looking at him with awe while trying to make sense of what just happened.
"Huh? But how," Konohamaru asked with a perplexed expression, "You were just being chased by that-"
"Things aren't always as they seem Konohamaru," Naruto interjected, "Don't always believe what your eyes see. Deception is just one of the many tools we ninjas use all the time."
"But if you're here," Konohamaru asked, "Then who was she chasing?"
"A kage bushin," Naruto said, "I made one appear behind this dumpster and switched with it faster than either you or woman could see. It'll be a while before she realizes that she got duped."
"You're so cool boss," Konohamaru praised, "Much better than Ebisu-sensei! You just gotta teach me your secrets and how to be just as cool as you!"
"Everything takes time Konohamaru," Naruto said, "And it won't happen overnight either. But let's do something else. There's a jutsu I created that I like to teach to you."
"Really," Konohamaru asked, "What kind of jutsu?"
"A really strong one that can knock out males effectively," Naruto explained as he led the younger boy out of the alley and over to their next destination that was a couple of blocks away from where they were.
"I usually would come here for my extensive research when I have the time to," Naruto said with a perverted smile, "The resourceful specimens I find here have proven to be most beneficial."
"What kind of research could you possibly get done here at the women's bathhouse," Konohamaru asked with a confused look.
"Research that helped me in improving my jutsu that I created and sharpening my sexual incentives," Naruto explained, "That's one of many instruments we ninjas also used to our advantage against unsuspecting targets, whether they're male or female."
"How do you sharpen your sexual incentives by looking at a bunch of naked girls and women," Konohamaru asked.
"Because Konohamaru," Naruto replied mischievously, "Girls talk."
"I don't get it," Konohamaru said with a dumbfound expression, "So what so if they talk. Don't we talk as we're doing now?"
"…That's not the kind of talk I'm referring to," Naruto sighed, "Let me explain to you in a way you can understand. But tell me, how much about girls do you know?"
"Not much really," Konohamaru admitted, "Except that I've seen some that looked really cute and pretty. I never kissed one either though sometimes they smell nice."
Naruto caught the blush that appeared on Konohamaru's cheeks after making that last comment.
"Well," Naruto said, "What you told me so far is a good start. Come; let me teach you some things about them as we go elsewhere for you to practice that jutsu I'll soon teach you."
(Two Hours Later; At The Hokage Tower)
Hinata was relieved that after a long wait, she finally got her ninja ID made up. She didn't think the wait would take that long even though there were others in her class waiting for their IDs to be made ahead of her.
I wonder what Naruto-kun is up to, Hinata wondered.
Hinata looked up and down the hallway to see Hiruzen coming from the opposite end with a troubled and irritated expression. From what she saw, he was grumbling something she couldn't completely make up except for a few words which were "absurd Harem No Jutsu."
Why do I sense that somehow Naruto-kun is involved in Sandaime-sama's current displeasure, Hinata thought as Hiruzen got closer to her.
"Hokage-sama," Hinata greeted. Hiruzen snapped out of his train of thoughts and looked to see Hinata looking up at him.
"Oh Hinata," Hiruzen smiled and greeted, "I take it that your ID was processed and developed."
"It was," Hinata confirmed, "Though it was a long wait. By the way have you seen Naruto-kun?"
More than I wanted to today considering the trouble and grief he and my grandson gave and will give me in the future, Hiruzen thought, And that Harem No Jutsu that overwhelmed Ebisu is something I better keep on guard against otherwise Naruto will catch me with it.
He placed his thoughts in the back of his mind and answered, "He was here earlier to get his ID made also. Both he and my grandson Konohamaru had gone hanging out together someplace."
"I guess I'll have to go find him then," Hinata figured before bowing and dismissing herself quickly. Just as Hinata turned the corner to leave, a door in front of Hiruzen opened and Sasuke came out of the room through the door. The Uchiha looked and saw the Hokage standing before him.
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