Naruto stood outside the Hokage Tower, stunned.
His travel pack was strapped across his chest. His ninja gear was freshly washed. His orders were sealed in a scroll bearing the Raikage's mark.
And surrounding him?
Every. Single. One. Of his women.
They weren't happy.
Tsunade stood with her arms folded beneath her chest, towering and glowering.
"This is diplomacy?" she scoffed. "Sending him to a village known for stealing bloodlines and breaking beds?"
Ino curled her arm around Naruto's. "They just want to taste what we already own."
Hinata blushed but stood firm. "They'll try to take him. I won't allow it."
Temari cracked her knuckles. "If any Lightning bitch lays a finger on him, I'll plant her face in a rockslide."
Lady Jiraiya just grinned, adjusting her tight leather travel coat. "I'm going too. For… research purposes."
Sakura scowled, gripping Naruto's shoulder. "You're not going alone."
Tsunade lifted her hand.
"Enough."
Everyone froze.
"By diplomatic law, Naruto must travel with no more than one escort," she said coolly. "To keep the Kumo delegation from crying favoritism."
Kagami raised an eyebrow. "So… who decides who goes with him?"
Tsunade's smirk turned dangerous.
"We hold a contest."
Two Hours Later – Training Ground #17
Naruto sat on a bench, watching in sheer disbelief as his harem squared off in the most sexually charged tournament of the century.
The Challenge:Winner gets a full solo week with Naruto in the Land of Lightning. Private bed. Unlimited access. No interruptions.
The Rules:
No killing.
Clothes optional.
Chakra use? Strongly encouraged.
Erotic techniques? Welcomed.
Round One:Ino vs. Sakura – Slippery Clone Wrestling.
Within minutes, the ring was flooded with sexy, dripping water clones. Limbs tangled. Moans echoed. At one point, a clone of Ino had Sakura in a full mount while another sat on her own face.
Naruto's nose bled.
Tsunade handed him a towel without looking.
"Stay hydrated."
Round Two:Hinata vs. Temari – Seduction Genjutsu Duel.
They stood across from each other, lips parted, eyes glowing.
Temari struck first—a mirage of Naruto tied to a bedpost, moaning her name.
Hinata countered—her illusion had Naruto kneeling, begging, covered in her juices.
They clashed mid-field and collapsed into a moaning pile of chakra lust, both leaking.
Winner: spectators.
Final Round:Kagami vs. Sasuko – Orgasm Endurance Combat.
Sasuko activated her Sharingan. Kagami removed her mask.
They circled.
Then—BAM.
Sasuko flash-stepped behind Kagami, whispering:
"Who came last night without screaming?"
Kagami twitched.
Then moaned.
Then collapsed.
Sasuko stood victorious, flushed but proud.
She looked directly at Naruto.
"I'm going with you."
Later – At the Village Gate
Naruto stood with Sasuko beside him. She wore tight black travel gear and a smirk that promised things far beyond diplomacy.
"I'll keep him safe," she said to the group.
"And?" Ino challenged.
Sasuko leaned close to Naruto's ear and whispered:
"I'll keep him empty, too."
Naruto whimpered.
Tsunade stepped forward and handed him a vial of chakra supplements.
"You'll need them."
Lady Jiraiya clapped his back. "Take notes."
Then they were gone—on the road to the Land of Lightning, where new women waited…
…and Konoha's finest were not done fighting.