I walked into the hospital room after I dropped the kiddos off with their respective friends. They originally wanted to come too to see Auntie Jesse but I told them that Auntie needed her rest and I wouldn't be long.
Naturally they got all bummed that they couldn't go but when I dropped them off at their respective friends house to play their thoughts of the Auntie quickly disappeared.
I knocked on the door seeing Jesse completely out holding two of the little ones against her chest as the third one was completely asleep in the bed. I spoke softly, "Knock knock."
Jesse stirred from her sleep and instantly smiled at me as she whispered, "Don't be too loud Rose is still asleep and I don't have a third tit for her to latch onto."
I nodded and walked in holding up a brown paper bag that read 'Victor's Awesome Burgers', "I come bearing gifts."
Jesse smiled, "Oh my god you're a god send."
She looked down at holding the other two before muttering, "Do me a favor grab that bag over there. There should be a big ass sash in there grab it for me."
I nodded and put the paper bag on the tray where there was some water and a food tray with food unopened.
I tried to be as quiet as possible as I set down my own bag and shifted through the bag until I found the 'big ass sash'. I held up the pastel red fabric for Jesse to see and heard, "That's it."
I walked over to the bed handing the sash and was instantly handed one of the babies as Jesse spoke, "Here hold Robyn."
Jesse put Rachel down in between her legs carefully. She quickly threw on the sash making little ties here and there folding the sash this way and that until she was satisfied with the work.
She grabbed Rachel putting her into the first fold that covered her left side and whispered, "Come on bitch latch on...there you go."
She looked up at me, "Give me Robyn."
I held her away, "No!"
Jesse looked at me, "Hand me Robyn. You can hold Rose and feed her if you want. There's a bottle of my milk right over there."
I frowned at her, "Fine!" And handed her Robyn.
Jesse quickly put Robyn in the fold on her right side grabbing her mound over Robyn's head until she meekly smiled as she felt Robyn latch on.
Jesse sighed, "There we go."
She reached over and grabbed the rolling table until it was mere inches away from Rachel and Robyn's head. She greedily rubbed her hands together, "What did you get me?"
I picked up Rose along with the bottle trying to coax the little one to accept the nipple.
Took me a second to get it just right but I got the little bugger to quickly open her mouth and start sucking on the warm bottle of mother's milk.
I looked up at Jesse happy I hadn't lost my touch and spoke, "A hot pastrami with extra meat, extra cheese, light pink lettuce, extra criss cut fry, extra habanero mustard on a pumpernickel hoagie."
Jesse had a tear well up in her eye, "Oh Sarah you shouldn't have."
She vigorously tore open the bag to retrieve the delectable sandwich that I knew Jesse loved. I had watched her eat one of these sandwiches every week ever since I had known her.
It was her one vice she allowed herself weekly. The rest of the week I watched her eat nothing but healthy food that she had prepped every single day. After work she would religiously hit the gym for a couple of hours.
After she married Rory her habits changed a little bit but not by much. She still prepped her meals. She still had her heart clogging hoagie every week on Wednesdays. She still hit the gym religiously after work. But now she added her eccentricities, aka her swinger lifestyle, somewhere on the side.
How she had time to be so open and polygomy I had no idea.
Then she became pregnant and was a little irritated her new cravings kept her from her favorite vice, the hoagie, only to add a new vice which was buffalo wings with ice cream and peanut butter or hot cheetos with cream cheese.
She still tried to prep meals but that was thrown out the window when her random cravings kicked into high gear being more and more unhealthy. Each time she tried her favorite vice once she bit into the delectable sandwich she would immediately run for the nearest receptacle and proceed to throw up eventually tossing the sandwich away being pissed off.
After the sixth time she simply gave up having her favorite vice and started counting down the days until the little ones were out just so she could have her vice back.
I couldn't bitch much or frown on her weird eating habits or my own pregnancy food of pickles mayonnaise and cottage cheese would be considered just as weird.
First time I ate that in front of Jason he nearly threw up in his mouth and had to not be around when I had my pregnancy food.
Every once in a while when I want to be alone I'll break out the pickles and mayonnaise. Jason would freak out and run for the hills only to come back with a pregnancy test to make sure I wasn't expecting. Each time my tests come back negative. But it's still fun to watch him freak out.
Maybe that's where my son gets his random eccentricities from?
Nah.
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