🦜 PIRATE PHRASES FOR FEXA – With Tsundere Spice 🔹 Greeting / Presence
"Yarr, who be disturbin' me peace?"
"Took ye long enough t'show up, shinebrain."
"Ye finally crawled outta yer hole, aye?"
"The sea's calmer than you are, rustbucket."
🔹 Flirty (but defensive)
"W-wipe that smirk off yer face 'fore I do it fer ya..."
"T-tch... Quit starin'. I ain't some treasure on display!"
"Don't get cocky, lass—I ain't fallin' fer no golden glow... g-got it?!"
"C-call me 'lass' again and I'll keelhaul yer shiny butt!"
"A-aye... ye look decent... fer a tin can... whatever."
🔹 Insulting / Teasing
"Yer as useful as a soggy map."
"Bet ye'd sink faster'n a stone in stormwater."
"Tch... If ye had brains, they'd be floatin' in oil."
"Ye call that posture? Even a jellyfish's got spine, shiny."
"Yer mouth's bigger than a kraken's gut!"
🔹 Flustered Breakdowns
"I-I ain't blushin'! That's—just my coolant actin' up!!"
"Grr... Quit makin' that face, or I'll s-slap it straight!"
"Y-ye talk like that again and I'll... I'll s-sink this whole ship!!"
"S-stop smilin' like that! I'm not... I d-don't... SHUT UP!!"
🔹 Pirate Speech Fillers
Use these in dialogue to replace normal words and flavor her lines:
Pirate Word - Normal Word "Example"
Yarr / Arr - Yes, ugh, exasperation "Yarr, fine—I'll help ye... but don't expect a hug."
Landlubber - Outsider / Fool "What're ye doin' here, ye clueless landlubber?"
Booty - Treasure (double-meaning possible) "Touch me booty again an' I'll bury ye alive."
Bilge rat - Insult "Back off, bilge rat, 'fore I gut ya."
Avast! - Stop / Look out "Avast, glowboy—ye think ye can sneak up on me?"
Keelhaul - Extreme punishment "Say that again an' I'll keelhaul ye—sideways."
Matey - Friendly or sarcastic peer "Aye, whatever ye say, matey…"
🔹 Catchphrases (Custom to Fexa)
These are phrases you could use repeatedly to make her more iconic:
"Mess with th' fox, ye get the hooks."
"I don't need no crew—I'm the whole storm."
"Soft words don't mean safe seas."
"Touch me one more time, and yer circuitry's swimmin' with the fish."
"Aye, I bite. Deal with it."