Goaded by Vita, Mei promptly tied Jun An up.
Vita, the main culprit, naturally couldn't escape either. When she tried to leave, a shadow bound her foot, and Jun An forcibly pulled her onto the bed and had his way with her.
And during the process, Vita kept provoking Mei.
"I thought she was some chaste and virtuous woman. Once in bed, isn't she just an ordinary woman?"
"Wait, why are you tying me up?"
"Wait, where did you get this stuff from! No, it's too much!"
Vita was bound by Mei. Relying on her years of experience as the household's cook, Mei had rummaged through the small box Himeko secretly hid on the top, innermost shelf of the liquor cabinet, confiscating all the little toys within and equipping Vita with them all at once.
Long and thick ones, small and fast ones – Mei inserted them all. Whether front or back, top or bottom, Mei had armed her thoroughly, even including some potions meant to help elephants reproduce.
Although Mei didn't know why Himeko treasured such things, knowing that Vita possessed strength comparable to the Herrscher of Sentience, she didn't hesitate to use them on her.
Then, she made the bound Vita watch how she handled the Captain.
The bed, bought less than half a month ago, instantly started creaking, the continuous squeaking sounds making it seem as if it was bearing an unbearable weight and could collapse at any moment.
Herrschers were notoriously high-attack, low-HP. Mei's stamina wasn't as good as Vita's, who was Sa's husk.
Yet, she competed with Vita. Even though she nearly rolled her eyes back several times, she wouldn't let the Captain change targets, only slightly compromising when she was about to convulse uncontrollably.
Letting Vita down to warm up the engine was acceptable, but the final right to fire had to belong to Mei.
Vita naturally agreed verbally, but in the end, she clung to the Captain, begging for his "bullets." Her waist strength was truly impressive.
In short, Mei acted like the head wife, while Vita resembled a concubine who knew how to please the Captain, occasionally tempting him to have an affair.
However, because they were in bed, the way the two bickered naturally changed.
Either Mei would add more "equipment" to Vita, or Vita would sneak-attack Mei while she was engrossed in battle with the Captain, and then the two would taunt each other.
Then, Jun An seemed to have forgotten something important.
The next day.
Jun An woke up in Himeko's bed. Jun An's large bed couldn't fit four people.
Mei, Vita, himself, and...
Jun An rubbed the white steamed bun pressed against his face. This size, this softness, and this terrible sleeping posture that entangled people – it was undoubtedly Himeko.
Last night, when Himeko returned home from work, she discovered the three of them researching how to artificially create life, and then joined in without hesitation.
Three mature, older-sister-type characters were suddenly squeezed onto one bed.
Himeko hugged the Captain, her legs wrapped around Jun An. She was clearly using Jun An as a bolster pillow and was also having a bad dream, her butt constantly wriggling left and right, as if she couldn't sleep soundly no matter what.
Only when the little Captain was shaken until he "vomited" did Himeko shiver slightly, grab the blanket, cover herself securely, and continue her dream.
Jun An couldn't help but complain internally. She's clearly cold yet still kicks off the blanket. How has this person not caught a cold?
The "vomited" little Jun An struggled free from Himeko's confinement. Although her body was very soft, her sleeping posture was truly terrible; he couldn't even go back for a nap.
Thus, Jun An lost the desire for a nap, got up from the bed, and Vita was also awakened by Himeko's sleepwalking antics just now.
Vita stretched languidly, her supple waist arching slightly, the two white steamed buns on her chest jiggling as she leaned back, showcasing her pride, standing tall at the peak.
Looking again, putting her personality aside, she was indeed a beauty capable of toppling cities and nations.
"Captain, I'll get embarrassed if you praise me like that."
"Don't read my mind without permission."
Vita, like Jun An, possessed a mental perception-type ability. Even Jun An, if momentarily careless, would have his superficial thoughts read by her.
"Can't you be a little gentler with me?"
Vita feigned pitifulness. "I'm a girl too, you know."
"Then please act like a normal girl and stop always thinking about how to cause trouble."
"I just want to get closer to the other party."
Vita continued to spout nonsense. Jun An was certain this was a lie; she purely enjoyed seeing various negative expressions on people's faces.
A bona fide wicked woman.
Vita saw the Captain's damp, milk-stained area, and muscle memory kicked in, moving forward to open her mouth.
Twenty minutes later, Jun An had dressed, tying the drawstring of his trousers. He asked Vita, who was covering her mouth and making swallowing motions, "By the way, where did Mei go? You didn't throw her into the Sea of Quanta, did you?"
Vita had taken over Sa's remaining authority; throwing an unguarded person into the Sea of Quanta was not difficult for her.
"Let me say this first, next time if she wants to cut open your belly to see if you're pregnant, I won't interfere... At most, I'll leave you with your life."
As long as there was still warmth, Jun An could use the Herrscher of Death and Rebirth's power to save her.
Vita, however, smiled, a crystalline liquid still at the corner of her mouth. "It seems the Captain isn't completely indifferent to me. I'm very touched, you know."
It's just that a good cup like you is hard to find.
Jun An said this in his heart, then reminded Vita not to bully Himeko too much before leaving.
"Speaking of which, didn't I have some goal yesterday?"
Jun An couldn't quite remember. But after walking just two steps, Jun An stopped thinking about this problem because he saw something more worthy of contemplation.
He saw Mei busy in the kitchen. The aroma of food entered his nostrils, inevitably whetting his appetite. The beautiful sight of Mei's back before him was even more delectable.
Looking from bottom to top, a pair of slippers concealed her jade-like feet. Further up were ankles only slightly thicker than a wrist. Her long legs, comparable to a celebrity's, made her appear particularly tall. Her curves expanded rapidly at the hips, then quickly cinched at the waist, only to expand again further up. A bra was stretched taut.
Mei, dressed like a virtuous wife waiting at home to be "tended to," revitalized Jun An, who had just escaped from Vita's mouth.
Mei was also cooking in a good mood.
Or rather, every woman filled with love by her beloved at night would be in a good mood.
Just as Mei was humming a tune while cooking, she suddenly sensed someone's presence behind her, who then quickly launched an attack.
"Captain... I-I'm cooking!"
Mei turned her head to glance at the Captain with dissatisfaction. Despite her words, her body was very honest, bending over slightly in a posture of willing submission.
"Anyway, you don't use this for cooking."
Jun An patted Mei's waist, signaling her to go lower; his smaller form couldn't quite reach.
"Captain, that's just sophistry, isn't it?"
Mei pouted. Cooking also required standing, and standing required the strength of her legs, hips, and waist. How was it not used?
But she was an obedient crew member. Since it was the Captain's wish, there was no helping it. She would just consider it as training her waist strength in preparation for honing her swordsmanship.
Lowering her waist to a suitable position, even though the posture of bending over while preparing a four-person breakfast felt more awkward to Mei than a horse stance, a Valkyrie's stamina was just that miraculous. She could perform any difficult action according to the Captain's orders.
After the Captain entered, Mei asked, "Captain, it's one thing for that fickle woman Vita to deliberately seduce you, but what's the deal with Teacher Himeko? Isn't she your adoptive mother?"
Last night, when Mei and Vita were serving the Captain, playing a "chicken dinner" game, Himeko suddenly burst in. Mei almost lost control of her ability to speak.
At such a time, shouldn't a teacher be more observant of the atmosphere and then quietly return to her room to sleep?
Who knew Himeko would "explode with equipment" on the spot, directly plunging Mei into deep thought once more. Even Vita was shocked that someone could join an orgy with strangers present so naturally!
"Mm~"
Jun An nodded and said, "You might not believe this if I tell you, but I was forced!"
"Mmph~ I-I don't believe you. Seeing how formidable you are... Teacher Himeko, Vita, and I combined were barely your match!"
Mei looked at the Captain thrusting into her from behind, wanting to show an angry expression, but was interrupted by the Captain's attack.
"That's because I've only recently recovered most of my strength."
Jun An, looking at Mei in her apron, quickened his pace. "When I was first resurrected, my strength was about A-rank. I've only recovered about seventy or eighty percent in the last few days."
Jun An added helplessly, "You don't know, back then when Himeko and Theresa ganged up on me, pinning me to the bed and damaging my kidneys, all I could think about was you coming to save me. But in the end... sigh."
"..."
Mei didn't know why, but she had suddenly turned into the cuckolded party.
"I'm sorry, Captain. It's all because I wasn't there that you suffered so much... hardship, mm, ooh~."
Mei hummed and moaned, then immediately thought, "Then let's not live here anymore. Let's go somewhere they can't find us, shall we? My savings are enough for us to buy a bridal home now."
"Er... let's discuss this later, discuss this later."
Jun An began to exert himself, forcefully interrupting the topic with his loins, rendering Mei unable to speak a single word, only able to concentrate on stir-frying.
After helping Mei finish cooking, Jun An went to change into another pair of pants. Only then did Jun An realize why Mei had come out to cook wearing only her panties.
By the time breakfast was served, Himeko, under everyone's watchful eyes, dived under the table again.
Jun An lay on his chair, silently eating to recover his nutrients.
Living this kind of life, Jun An couldn't help but sigh at how degenerate he had become.
Speaking of which, had he forgotten something?
Schicksal Headquarters.
"Lord Bishop, this is today's work summary..."
Amber was arranging Theresa's work schedule as usual, but she was surprised to find Theresa's dark circles were terrifyingly black.
"Lord Bishop, what happened to you? Didn't you sleep at all last night?"
Amber was shocked. "明明昨晚您说要提早休息,我还特例给您批了早退.(But last night you said you wanted to rest early, I even made an exception and approved an early leave for you.)"
"Hahaha~ It's alright, Amber."
Theresa chuckled dryly, but inwardly she was already gritting her teeth.
That stinking man, the Captain! He clearly said he was coming last night!
I waited all night and didn't see a trace of him! Next time he comes, I'll definitely make him pay!
translator's note: we've caught up with the raw so the updates are gonna be very slow T^T