Iron Man got his little fanboy Spider-Man.
While Captain America contacted Hawkeye and got the chatty Ant-Man.
Su Yu got a call from both Iron Man and Captain America almost at the same time,
Iron Man: "Su, are we still brothers? You know, I've broken up with Pepper."
Su Yu... good guy, so this is his plan? Trying to act pitiful?
"Of course we're still brothers, so… what do you want?"
"Now Steve broke the deal for Bucky, so he should be brought back." Tony said seriously.
Su Yu shrugged, "Tony, don't ask me to help you this time, I won't help Steve either."
That's just what Tony wanted, if Su Yu helped Captain America, it would be useless for them to come out there.
Su Yu suddenly said, "you really broke up with Pepper? Shall I introduce her to a new boyfriend?"
Tony's face immediately changed, "Haha, it's just a momentary break up, umm, I gotta go, goodbye!"
Captain America sent a video call right after, "Su, you're the most sensible. Just listen to me, Bucky really didn't do what they're accusing him of."
Magneto approached the phone, "good son-in-law, you are like me, so I'm sure you won't agree to these accords."
Su Yu nodded, um, the strategy here is to use the relative card?
He shrugged, "Magneto, you're already quite old, why bother with such things?, what if I just give you a villa so you can spend your retirement days in peace?"
Magneto shook his head, "our Mutant living conditions are still very bad, as long as I can stand up, I will fight to the end!"
Wanda placed her face over Su Yu's shoulder, "Magneto, am I really your daughter?"
Magneto glared at Wanda, "definitely, you and Lorna are both my daughters, our family of three are all Omega Mutants!"
Su Yu nodded, "family of three? So since Pietro isn't an omega mutant, he has been ruthlessly abandoned by you?"
Magneto groaned, "he's also my son!"
Su Yu shook his head, this guy is definitely lying, no wonder he's a scumbag!
"I'm not going to help anyone, just play around among yourselves, but Steve, I think it's best for you to make it clear to Tony that it's a misunderstanding."
Captain America obviously didn't listen, his heart was completely focused on his friend Bucky, and as long as Su Yu didn't help Tony's side, they wouldn't panic.
After the video call ended, Kara rushed over and asked coquettishly, "Su, are we going to fight?"
Su Yu shook his head, "actually, I'm just going to watch the fight."
He looked at Wanda, "little witch, let's go together."
…
Leipzig-Halle airport, Germany.
When Su Yu flew in with Wanda and Kara, the two opposing sides had already met.
Su Yu waved his hands to both sides in greeting, "you can do whatever you want, just pretend I don't exist."
He pulled out some snacks, skewers and beer, spread out a picnic cloth, and invited Wanda and Kara to watch the show.
Then he opened a portal, and Natasha along with Lorna also came over to watch.
The two sides were at each other's throats, but the addition of Su Yu's group watching from the sidelines made them feel very awkward.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
Homelander seemed to hesitate, but in the end he didn't dare to mess with Su Yu.
Iron Man's side included Spider-Man, Vision, War Machine, Black Panther, Homelander, and an eight-winged Angel.
Captain America's side included Ant-Man, Hawkeye, Bucky, Falcon, Magneto, Pyro, and a man with long braids.
Surprisingly, it was Spider-Man who broke the stalemate. He used his webs to grab Captain America's shield and put on a pose.
"How is it? Did I land properly? I'm not used to the new uniform."
"Captain America, I'm your big fan, I'm Spider-man"
Spider-Man's talkative tendencies seemed to make things even more awkward.
Kara kissed Su Yu's cheek and asked, "Su, is it illegal to hit a child? I really want to hit that loudmouth!"
Su Yu asked her to wait, and there was still another loudmouth who didn't come out yet.
Boom~!
Ant-Man suddenly grew bigger, kicked Spider-man away, snatched shield back, and started his own round of ass-kissing, "Captain, your shield."
"Hello everyone, I'm Ant-Man, I can change my size at will..."
Kara nodded, "you were right, I want to hit him even more than the brat!"
Tony taunted, "where did you find this treasure, Steve?"
Captain America glanced at Spider-man, "it's better than hiring child laborers in pajamas."
"Son, this is not summer camp!"
Spider-Man looked taken aback, "are you looking down on me?"
Ant-Man said with contempt, "when the adults speak, the children shouldn't interrupt!"
The two chatterboxes glared at each other.
Homelander said righteously, "Captain Rogers, you broke the law, and now I'm arresting you on behalf of the monitoring team!"
Steve glanced at Tony, "you're siding with them now?"
Tony found himself in a difficult position, he is heartbroken that his teammates don't understand him.
The two finally stopped fighting with words, and the two sides finally started fighting with real weapons!
Black Panther wanted to go after Bucky but was blocked by Steve.
Iron Man and Rhodes also went after him, but they suddenly went out of control!
"Tony, I can't move!" Rhodey shouted in panic.
Iron Man looked at Magneto on the ground with an ugly expression on his face, "my natural enemy, damn, I wore the wrong battle suit today!"
Magneto stood there with a helmet on his head and his cape fluttering behind, holding out his hand in their direction. Then he suddenly closed his stretched hand, and Iron Man, War Machine, even Black Panther in his Vibranium armor started being squeezed!
Spider-man hurried over to help, but two of Magneto's minions blocked him, Pyro shooting fire and Ariki wiggling his braids.
Whoosh~!
Homelander shot a red beam from his eyes, but Captain America blocked it with his shield, bouncing the beam back at him.
Kara laughed loudly, "and that trash wanted to replace Superman!"
Homelander's expression looked so ugly!
He saw Bucky who was alone, and swooped over there.
After Bucky regained his sanity, his strength dropped again, and he was being continuously beaten by Homelander!
Captain America definitely can't let his friend be bullied, so he hurried up to help!
The androgynous eight-winged Angel chased Falcon through the sky.
"You think that with wings, you are comparable to an honorable angel like me? You are a birdman at most!"
Falcon immediately got angry, "you are the birdman, and your whole family are birds! Wait, are you a man or a woman? I'm a bit confused."
His words immediately made the angel furious.
The Mind Stone on Vision's forehead fired a beam of energy towards Magneto, but the old mutant was not afraid, a guy who is all metal, actually dares to challenge him?
He just nodded his head and Vision hugged his head and screamed, immediately falling from the air!
Su Yu took a sip of beer, "I gotta admit, my father-in-law is quite a badass, one to four without even moving from his place, cool as fuck!"
Lorna laughed, "be afraid, see if you dare to bully me in the future!"
Su Yu shrugged, "I rely on my fists and mental strength, no metal at all."
Natasha sighed, "poor Clint is so miserable, he doesn't seem to be able to beat anyone, he can only play the sidekick."
"It's too hard for me too, if I was as strong as Diana, no, just Dahlia's fitness would be great!"
Su Yu was speechless, "I told you to ractice the cultivation technique I taught you at home with peace of mind, but you have to come out to watch a play."
"Wait, there's a chance to get each of you a heart-shaped herb."
Su Yu glanced at Wanda and remembered Skye who was still hiding in the dark.
These two women's abilities are very powerful, what they lack is good physical quality, otherwise they can go against anyone.
Skye's Vibrations are strong enough to destroy planets, but she is too weak and would be killed by the vibrations before she could exert that level of power.
Needless to say, the scarlet witch could have torn apart Thanos, but she was wounded by the artillery of the spaceship and gave up halfway.
In the field, Spider-Man finally distracted Magneto enough to free the four metal-covered men from his control.
Iron Man yelled, "attack Magneto with all your might, or we're all screwed this time!"
Boom, bang, bang~!
There were numerous explosions around Magneto, and he almost couldn't take it anymore, he kept retreating as fast as he could.
Boom~!
Magneto was finally blown to the ground!
Lorna stood up suddenly, waved her hand, and threw away Vision who wanted to attack her father while he was down!
A red light flashed on Wanda's hand, and Iron Man was also thrown away. Apparently, her hatred for Tony Stark isn't quite over yet!
Kara rubbed her hands, "who am I going to fight? The Spider-Brat or the Ant-Man?"
Su Yu pulled her into his arms, "you aren't going anywhere!"
Vision seemed furious, "Lorna Dane, you have violated the terms of the accords, and you are also a criminal now!"
Lorna shrugged nonchalantly, "I haven't signed anything. The five of you are working together to beat up an eighty-year-old old man. Is it justifiable?! Although he is a scumbag, he is my father anyway."
Bucky raised his hand, "this fake Superman is even more shameless, he actually beat up the 90-year-old!"
Captain America shrugged, who is not an old man?
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