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Chapter 70 Common Sense-Altered Dating is Normal (2)
Newgate Department Store holds various events three times a month.
Like holding gold bars with your pussy for a certain time to keep them,
Or competitions to see how many times you can cum within a time limit.
The dick case employee explained they held various common sense-altered events like that.
"Today's event is a competition where male-female pairs form teams to see which team has superior reproductive ability."
In other words, it's a competition to see who's better at sex.
Put differently, it means having public sex in front of an audience and being evaluated.
Honestly, I'm not keen on it.
Maria's belly is already swollen to the limit,
And I want to focus on our date today.
I plan to save it for next time.
"If it's you, customer, first place would be a given."
"Then it's even less interesting. Who would watch a competition where first place is already decided?"
"What? But it's sex with an A++ grade dick. Many people would want to see that."
They want to see me having sex?
If they just come around our house every morning,
They could easily see me raping women passing by.
Moreover, rumors of me raping every morning must have spread,
As the number of women loitering near our house has increased.
Of course I fucked them all without hesitation.
That's how commonly my sex can be seen.
So why do I need to participate in a competition to show it?
And during a date at that?
"I have no intention of participating. We're on a date now, so let's talk about it next time if there's a chance."
"Oh! You were on a date? I'm sorry!"
The dick case employee kept bowing and apologizing.
Since I didn't say it first,
It's natural she didn't know.
There's no reason to be upset, so I just laughed it off.
Just then Maria looked at the poster dripping with love juices,
Her eyes lit up and she said:
"Let's participate too."
"Suddenly? Then what about our date..."
"Don't make excuses. If you say we're doing it, we're doing it!"
Seems like something really clicked with her.
When Maria gets to this point,
Nothing I say will get through to her at all.
Wondering what on earth she wants, I looked at the drenched poster.
1st place: Ultra-luxurious high-end dress
2nd place: 2 nights 3 days hotel voucher
3rd place: Penis-kun doll
'An ultra-luxurious high-end dress, huh...'
This must be what Maria wants?
The 2nd place hotel voucher is unnecessary since we have plenty of money.
We could stay for a month, not just 2 nights 3 days.
No need to even look at 3rd place.
Then we just need to lightly take 1st place and be done with it.
"Alright. Then let's go participate."
"That's more like it. But first we need to take out your semen..."
"Eh? Me?"
Maria suddenly glared at the employee.
As her shoulders shrank at Maria's gaze,
Maria sighed and beckoned the employee with her hand.
"It's a waste to just throw it away. You drink it."
"Eh? Is it okay for me to drink it?"
"If you don't like it, bring someone else."
"Ah, no! I'll drink it!"
The employee quickly knelt down before Maria could change her mind.
"Ungh♥!"
Spurt! Spurt!
Thick semen poured onto the employee as Maria removed the plug.
The amount was so much,
It dyed the employee's entire body white with semen.
Looking at her now flat belly,
Maria stroked it as if feeling regret.
"It's okay. I'll fill you up anytime you want."
"Right, that's what our loser is good at."
My consolation seemed to work,
As Maria returned to her original confident smile.
As expected, Maria is most beautiful when overflowing with confidence.
"Burp♡!"
Just then the employee who swallowed the semen let out a refreshing semen burp.
Though still covered in semen,
She smiled brightly as if happy.
"Thank you for the good semen. Ah, registration is on the rooftop, so please go to the rooftop if you want to participate."
"Okay, thanks. Let's go, our loser."
"Yes, yes."
Leaving behind the employee licking up spilled semen on the floor,
As Maria wanted,
We headed to the rooftop to participate in the competition.
Well, I don't need to worry since 1st place is a given anyway.
***
"Yes, hello. We will now begin~~~ the 13th World's Greatest Sex King & Queen Competition!"
'What are you doing here, Manager?'
For some reason the Manager is hosting.
I don't know why he's here,
But it doesn't matter to me so I easily ignored it.
First, there are 5 teams participating in this competition.
Just by participating in the competition,
It means they can all get erections at least.
More importantly, what's so fun about this kind of competition?
The audience filled all the seats too.
It looks like over 100 people. Is it such a famous competition?
"Now then, I'll briefly introduce the participants. First, Team A. A husband-wife team with C- grade dick and D+ grade pussy!"
"Haha, please take care of us."
"I'll squeeze my pussy hard!"
A couple that looks to be in their early 30s.
Since the dick is around C grade,
They're in the top 20%.
I don't know how long they've been married,
But seeing them passionately kiss as soon as the introduction ended,
It seems the honeymoon phase hasn't cooled off yet.
"Then next is Team B. A childhood friend team with D grade dick and C+ grade pussy!"
"W-we'll do our best!"
"Please watch over us."
A childhood friend team with a 1.5 grade difference no less.
It's a combination that makes even me watching worry,
But I hope they overcome it with love.
Above all, the fact that they're childhood friends like me and Maria makes me want to cheer for them.
Well, I don't know if they'll surpass me and Maria though.
"And Team C! A boss-subordinate relationship with C- grade dick and D grade pussy no less!"
"For reference, I seduced him first."
"No, Choi..."
A combination of a fat boss and beautiful employee.
Usually in this case, the boss would take advantage of the female employee's weakness,
And forcibly rape her,
But the female employee proudly raised her head saying she took the initiative.
You really lucked out, fat boss mister.
"Next is Team D. A pro sexer combo with B- grade dick and C+ grade pussy no less!"
"Hehe, we'll easily take 1st place."
"I'll do my best."
A man who feels like an alpha male just by looking,
And a beauty on par with an actress combo.
Just looking at them is a feast for the eyes.
It already feels like we're losing the momentum battle,
But we're not half bad either!
Who would lose to such a frivolous guy!
More importantly...
"What's a pro sexer?"
"You don't even know that?"
Maria looked at me as if I was pathetic at my question.
No, how would I know that?
Someone affected by the common sense alteration would naturally know,
But I don't know since my common sense alteration was undone.
Maria sighed and grabbed my ear saying to listen carefully as she explained:
"Pro sexers are actors who film various broadcasts and educational videos."
"Simply put, professional sex actors?"
"That's right."
In other words, they're AV actors.
Before the common sense alteration,
It would have been a profession shunned even by family, let alone others.
But now it seems to have become a profession in the spotlight receiving cheers.
Maybe I should look up that actress's videos later?
"Now we're left with just the last team, but don't be surprised when you hear this."
"What is it?"
"Why are you making such a fuss?"
The audience stirred at the Manager's introduction.
AV actors, pro sexers just came out right before,
Why are they making such a fuss?
As not just the audience's, but even the participants' gazes focused on the Manager,
He began introducing me and Maria.
"An A++ grade dick no less! An alpha male boasting 34 cm length and 1 L ejaculation volume! Plus a childhood friend team with B- grade pussy who got a D grade onahole certificate before graduating university!"
"Ohhhhhhh!"
Cheers erupted as soon as the explanation ended.
To think even my dick size and ejaculation volume would be revealed in detail,
My face is hot with shame,
But the audience is already in a frenzy of excitement.
All the women's gazes are focused on my crotch.
No, more importantly, why are the other teams' women looking!
Especially the pro sexer woman!
Why are you looking at mine when you have a handsome guy next to you!
"Your pussy grade is surprisingly high."
"Originally pussy grade and onahole grade are separate. Getting an onahole judgment before graduation is amazing in itself, you know?"
I heard that before,
But I didn't know it was as high as B- grade.
No wonder it feels as good as Yumi.
It's not for nothing that I ejaculate plenty in her.
"Now that participant introductions are over, we'll start the main competition. First, the first match is..."
"Ejaculation distance contest!"
***
The rules are simple.
Make them ejaculate by any means,
And the team with the shortest distance is eliminated.
It's not about ejaculating a lot,
But how powerfully you ejaculate determines victory or defeat.
'Isn't this disadvantageous for me?'
With the same force,
Throwing an iron ball versus a glass marble.
Which one would fly farther?
If 1 L of semen flies, of course I'd be at a disadvantage.
As long as we're not last place, we have a chance.
"So what should we do?"
"Our loser's job is to hold back to the limit. Leave the rest to me."
Maria bent down and took off my pants.
When my pants came down,
My dick sprang up vigorously and shook,
Eliciting passionate reactions from the audience.
"Wow, I ovulated just looking at it♡."
"That dick is cheating♡."
"Even if it's later, please fuck me too♡!"
Cheers from females. Thanks to that my dick gets rock hard.
But along with the females' cheers,
Gloomy gazes from beta males fly at me.
If you're jealous, be born with a huge dick too.
Or go to a hospital and get an extension surgery.
Though the limit would be 1-2 cm anyway.
"Our loser. I'll suck with all my might, so try hard to endure, okay?"
"...How many times normal is it?"
"Hmm, 3 times?"
That's a bit tough.
I already get up receiving Maria's fellatio normally.
If it's 3 times that, even I would have trouble enduring.
I could endure to some extent if I grit my teeth,
But how long I can hold out...
"Could you go a little gentl- Ungh!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
A vacuum fellatio started before I could finish speaking.
She sucks my dick without gaps and licks every nook and cranny with her tongue,
Making me keenly feel how much she's been going easy on me until now.
I'll ejaculate if I let my guard down even a little.
I tensed my balls and endured.
Maria's eyes curved like crescent moons,
And she started gently touching my balls in addition to sucking my dick.
No, you said to endure!
But how am I supposed to endure this!
"M-Maria..."
"Mnghh♥! Mngh♥! Mmm♥!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
I called her name desperately,
But she glared with sharp eyes saying not yet.
This is just dog training.
Putting food in front and saying not to eat,
Testing how long you can endure like dog training.
I endured with all my might, even holding back my hips from thrusting.
She smiled with her eyes as if my reaction was cute.
"Ah! Team A and Team B have finished ejaculating in order. 27 cm and 19 cm respectively!"
Just then the Manager's commentary was heard.
The other teams have already ejaculated.
Then shouldn't it be okay for us to ejaculate soon too?
I glanced at Maria with that expectation, but was rejected again.
Just how long do I have to endure!
"Ah, Team C ejaculated! The record is 39 cm no less! The farthest so far."
With Team C ejaculating,
Only our team and the pro sexer Team D are left.
We watch each other while holding back ejaculation as much as possible,
But they seem to be nearing their limit too as they grimace and tremble.
"I'm cumming!"
Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!
Team D ejaculated not long after.
As expected, they flew far since they endured for a long time.
"As expected of pro sexers! They set an amazing record of 62 cm!"
Surpassing Team C who had been in 1st place until now,
Team D set a record nearly twice as far.
This is why they're called professionals.
Well, to be precise they're not professionals but dickfessionals.
"Maria, I can't anymore..."
"Okay♥. Now cum as much as you want!"
"Kuhh!"
Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!
The ejaculation I'd been holding back exploded all at once.
As I thrust my hips in the air and ejaculated fiercely,
It sprayed incomparably thicker and more voluminous than usual.
But...
"Huh?"
Splat.
The semen flew past the stage and hit the face of an audience member watching.
An ejaculation that had already surpassed the cm range.
Staff hurriedly brought a tape measure and measured the distance,
Then announced the shocking result.
"A-as expected of an A++ grade dick! He set a record of 3m 45cm that could enter the Guinness Book of Records!"
"Ohhhhhh!"
The audience cheered at the incredible record.
I didn't expect it to fly this far either,
But Maria seemed to have expected it to some extent,
Or perhaps she just thought she had accomplished something,
As she looked at me with a triumphant face.
"How about that. Amazing, right?"
"Yeah, it was so amazing I thought I'd die."
I thought my skills had improved too,
But this time I realized my lack of skill.
Though not to the point I couldn't endure, it drained all my energy.
As I sat in a chair breathing heavily for a moment,
I saw an audience member who took a direct hit of semen in the face,
Masturbating with the semen and spraying fluids.
"Ohhhh♥! I'm cumming♥! Cumming from alpha dick semen♥!"
Splurt! Splurt!
A sight that made me smile without realizing.
With this, Team B, the childhood friend team with the shortest distance, is automatically eliminated,
And the remaining 4 teams will compete in the next match.
Let's rest as much as possible until then.
I overdid it too much this time.
"Do you have a moment?"
"Huh?"
Just then the male pro sexer from Team D spoke to me.
No, I have my lower body exposed right now.
You're boldly talking to me ignoring this?
Is this because of the common sense alteration too?
"Sorry to take your break time, but would you perhaps be interested in becoming a pro sexer?"
"A pro sexer? Me?"
Could it be you approached to scout me?
I never imagined a day like this would come.
This is unexpected.
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