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Chapter 7 - Chapter 7: Sakuragi Hanamichi Doesn’t Know How to Use the Chat Group

[Nami: That guy Dai Mubai is a complete scumbag—abandoning his fiancée just to go off and indulge himself.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san may be a flirt, but I'm not sleazy. Going to those kinds of places will only get your *** infected.]

[Lu Linglong: Did you just say something inappropriate? Otherwise, why did it get censored?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Ah, it wasn't anything too inappropriate. Just something I have that you don't.]

[Lu Linglong: Ugh, shut up already.]

Zhu Zhuqing ignored everyone else's messages. Every single word Su Xiaoqi had just sent felt like a thorn, stabbing deeply into her heart.

Maybe she could have convinced herself that Dai Mubai, as a future emperor, would inevitably have other women—after all, what emperor in history had only one woman? But what she absolutely couldn't accept was him fooling around, especially in dirty places like brothels.

Yet in the end, she still chose the very man she loathed. Su Xiaoqi was right—she compromised in order to survive, choosing to turn a blind eye.

Zhu Zhuqing suddenly felt that her own earlier actions in Douluo Dalu, when she first met Dai Mubai and pretended to be aloof, were laughable. If she was going to compromise in the end, then why even bother acting noble in the first place?

A bitter smile crept onto Zhu Zhuqing's face. "Maybe in his eyes, I was just a slightly more refined toy."

Just then, a new message from Su Xiaoqi lit up her screen.

[Su Xiaoqi: @Zhu Zhuqing, why are you so quiet? Hiding in a corner crying, maybe?]

[Su Xiaoqi: What I said earlier was just about your character in the original story. It has nothing to do with who you are now. If you don't like that ending, you can take a different path. Don't forget—you're a 'cheater' now. You can become a god, even surpass gods, using your own strength.]

[Lu Linglong: That's a pretty rough way to comfort someone... but you're not wrong.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: What should I do?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Before asking that, you should ask yourself—what path do you want to take from now on? That question goes for you two as well. @Nami @Lu Linglong]

[Sakata Gintoki: Hey, why aren't you asking Gin-san too?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Uh... how do I put this? Your world, while it does have enemies, is mostly comedic. And I believe that after watching the Gintama anime, you'll make the right choices for yourself.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Bastard! Gin-san already told you—I don't like men. Why do you know so much about me anyway?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Shut it. I don't like men either. Especially not white-haired ones with curly locks. And that's a 'Ha-mei ha-mei ha' warning!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Damn it... Saiyans aren't that great anyway. Gin-san's not jealous at all.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Saiyans are that great. Smug.jpg]

[Sakata Gintoki: One day, Gin-san will become a Saiyan too! Then I'll use my 'Final Flash' to duel you!]

[Su Xiaoqi: Sure, I'll be waiting. But by then, I might already be a Super Saiyan.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Okay, while you all think about your future paths, let me tell you which anime the other two of you are from. @Lu Linglong, your anime is The Outcast (Hitori no Shita). @Sakuragi Hanamichi, yours is Slam Dunk.]

[Lu Linglong: Thanks. But why hasn't Sakuragi Hanamichi said anything this whole time?]

[Su Xiaoqi: No idea. Maybe he doesn't know how to use it? Probably.]

Slam Dunk World

"Damn it! Why is it that only my messages won't go through!?"

At this moment, Sakuragi Hanamichi was about to lose his mind. He really wanted to send a message, but he didn't know how. No matter how loudly he shouted, it didn't work.

His best buddy Mito Yohei walked over and asked, "Sakuragi, what are you muttering about? Chat group? Pretty girls?"

"I'm guessing he's finally gone off the deep end from too many breakups. This is his fiftieth one, right? No one's ever going to beat that record, haha."

Thud. Before Takamiya Nozomi could finish his sentence, he was met with a fierce "headbutt of love" from Sakuragi Hanamichi.

"Da...mn...it…" Takamiya collapsed on the floor, unable to rise again.

"You're the crazy one, you idiot!"

Still feeling angry, Sakuragi scolded the collapsed Takamiya once more, then turned to Mito Yohei with an anxious expression.

"Yohei, help me out here, will ya?"

"Sakuragi, what's going on with you? Just tell me everything from the beginning."

Mito Yohei furrowed his brows. Sakuragi's reaction today was far too unusual. While he was clearly excited, it wasn't the usual post-breakup routine of crying, raging, and threatening to die. Instead, he seemed more like someone who had just experienced something amazing.

Sakuragi nodded earnestly, then stood in place, arms flailing wildly as he started to tell Mito Yohei the story of how he'd been invited to join a chat group…

[Zhu Zhuqing: I've made up my mind. I won't depend on Dai Mubai anymore. This time, I'll live using my own strength. Even if I die in the end, I won't live a life that disgusts me.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Good. Then go have some dinner, head back to your hotel, and get some sleep. When you wake up tomorrow, go register at Shrek Academy.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: ???]

[Nami: ???]

[Sakata Gintoki: ???]

[Lu Linglong: Wait—are you serious? How is that any different from just following the original plot?]

[Su Xiaoqi: I get that you're anxious, but don't rush. Let me finish.]

[Su Xiaoqi: You guys know the concept of parallel worlds, right?]

[Lu Linglong: Of course. It's in the books.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Right. So first, we need to determine whether the Douluo Continent Zhu Zhuqing is in is the original world or a parallel one. After all, the existence of something as magical as a chat group makes the appearance of parallel universes pretty plausible.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Wait a sec—what's a parallel world again?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Let me give you an example. You're Sakata Gintoki from the Gintama world, right? But in another timeline—still Gintama—you might be Sakata Ginko. In other words, you could be a woman instead of a man.]

[Sakata Gintoki: You bastard! No matter the world, Gin-san will always have his ***.]

[Lu Linglong: Ugh, shut up already. So then what?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Then she enrolls. With Zhu Zhuqing's current situation, she could technically go to other academies, but there's no need to.]

[Su Xiaoqi: For one, Balak Kingdom doesn't have any good options for her. And two, sending her to Heaven Dou City alone wouldn't be safe. What if she runs into some pervert or creep with bad intentions? That'd be a disaster.]

[Su Xiaoqi: So for now, the safest thing is for Zhu Zhuqing to join Shrek Academy. But let me be clear—my version of her joining is nothing like what happens in the original plot. So listen closely from here on out.]

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