Chapter 94: Little Sakurai Hates Women
Humans need to take off their clothes when bathing. That applies to normal people, but not to little Sakurai.
Normally, little Sakurai uses a type of superpower called "cleansing" to keep his body always clean—he doesn't like water.
'...'
Removing the cumbersome clothes, little Sakurai unlocked and pushed open the changing room door.
"..."
Little Sakurai tilted his head.
Outside the door, secretary Fujiwara who had just arrived at the changing room also tilted her head.
One big, one small, facing each other and observing.
(っ º - º) ( º - º ς)
'Saki-kun's younger brother…' Fujiwara Chika looked carefully several times before she realized—the boy wasn't wearing anything.
Chika: Σ(°△°ꪱꪱꪱ)
'Carbon-based creature?' Little Sakurai blinked while looking.
Suddenly, Chika-chan reacted and shouted loudly: "Little brother, why aren't you wearing clothes?!"
(∩˃o˂∩)
She shouted while blocking the entrance to the men's changing room.
"..." Little Sakurai peeked out from behind Chika's back, glancing around.
Is this the outside world?
Like the oil paintings I've seen before, the colors are both many and ugly.
"Clothes?" Little Sakurai asked suspiciously.
Fujiwara Chika didn't even have the mind to worry about being discovered, she hurriedly pushed Little Sakurai back into the changing room, "Didn't your brother teach you that you can't run around shirtless?"
"Brother?" Little Sakurai didn't understand the meaning of this word.
Just like [sister], a sort of familiar concept?
But ever since birth, he had no relatives.
"Isn't Sakurai Saki your older brother?" Fujiwara Chika asked.
Could it be she mistook someone else? That would be super embarrassing.
"Who's Sakurai Saki? That code name sounds awful, if someone gave me such a code name I'd want them to go die! Someone like that wanting to be my brother? He's ten thousand years too early!" Little Sakurai said expressionlessly.
Little Sakurai:（￣^￣）凸
"You're this young and already have chuunibyou? Kids shouldn't think such nonsense."
Fujiwara Chika hurriedly helped him put on the clothes from the ground.
"Don't want~" Little Sakurai struggled.
"You have to wear clothes properly!" Fujiwara Chika entered lecture mode.
Hearing her tone, Little Sakurai suddenly felt guilty, "Okay, I get it."
Damn it, you carbon-based creatures, I'll turn you into my toy later!
Fujiwara Chika looked down and noticed Little Sakurai had a scheming expression on his face.
She pulled his cheeks on both sides, "No mischief!"
(ꐦ ｡•̀ ⤙ •́｡)づ !!!
"…I'll try my best to disguise myself as a human properly."
(⊃◜⌓◝⊂)
Little Sakurai rubbed his pinched cheeks and mumbled.
Once I figure out why I can't use superpower anymore, I'll turn you into a toy! Then every night I'll squeeze your face!
"Haizz." Even Fujiwara Chika felt a bit of a headache now.
Saki-kun's younger brother is really troublesome.
"What's your name?" Chika suddenly realized she hadn't asked the boy's name yet.
"Zero One."
Little Sakurai tugged at the clothes on his body. The sleeves and pants had all been adjusted by Chika, it didn't look too exaggerated.
"Sakurai Zero One?"
Chika: (｡· v ·｡) ?
"Who's that? My code name is S01. That's why Doctor Onee-san calls me Zero One, everyone else calls me Child of God." Little Sakurai explained.
"I see, this is a character setting you made up yourself, right?" Fujiwara Chika sighed.
Then she looked at the kid a few more times.
"Want to hold hands?"
"No, I'm not a kid anymore!" Little Sakurai said seriously.
( ` ᴖ ´ )
"Doctor Onee-san said only human larvae need to be led by the hand of a human adult."
After hearing this, Chika-chan sighed, her whole body deflated.
"Right now you have to disguise yourself as a human, right?"
"Umu."
"Then your external appearance is a 'human larva', correct?" Fujiwara Chika gently guided him.
"Umu umu."
"Therefore, you have to hold my hand, right?"
Little Sakurai shook his little head, "I can teleport, no need to walk."
Chika: (ꐦˆᴗˆ)
Fujiwara Chika was speechless. At this moment, she really wanted to get out of here immediately.
But Sakurai Saki's message told her to take good care of his younger brother.
So what should she do?
"Then follow me." Chika said as she opened the changing room door.
Little Sakurai looked around for a moment, then stepped out the door.
On the way.
"Are those carbon-based creatures about to mate?"
"…They're just hugging."
"This machine, I know, just insert a coin and you can buy weapons!"
"…That's a vending machine."
"Why is this staircase built in circles? Why not just build it straight?"
"…To… save space?"
"Why is everyone looking at me like that? Big Breasts Onee-san!"
"…Because you're very cute. Wait a minute! Big Breasts Onee-san??"
"I heard from Doctor Onee-san, human females with big breasts have a harder time finding a mate compared to flat-chested females. She also said flat chests are a valuable resource! Is that true?"
"Doctor Onee-san of yours… is flat-chested, isn't she?"
"Her chest is as hard as steel, not comfortable to touch at all!"
"Zero One, you can't just touch that part of a woman's body at will!"
( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)
Chika began lecturing.
"I can transform into a girl, I can touch my own!" Little Sakurai said angrily.
"Is this also a character setting?"
"It's a superpower!"
"Isn't your setting that you're a human larva?"
"No! I'm an Esper disguised as a human larva!"
After a while of talking, the two finally arrived at the student council room.
The door opened.
"Everyone! I've brought Saki-kun's younger brother!"
(つ╥﹏╥)つ
Inside, all the student council members fell silent.
Earlier, when leaving, secretary Fujiwara was cheerful, saying she was happy to meet Sakurai Saki's younger brother.
But now only a dozen minutes later, the other party had returned with a face of despair—this contrast… was too much.
Little Sakurai also looked at the scene inside the student council room.
He pointed at each person and commented—
"Dried fish about to die."
That was Shirogane Miyuki. Σ(°ロ°)
"A gloomy normal human, trash."
That was Ishigami Yuu. (ꐦ○_○）✧
"Ice-element Esper!"
That was Shinomiya Kaguya. (✿◠ᴗ◠)
And then… "Big Breasts Onee-san."
Silence, everyone in the room went silent.
"This stinking brat is Sakurai-senpai's little brother?" Ishigami Yuu started attacking verbally.
"So now chuunibyou spreads even to elementary school?"
At first, he thought Sakurai Saki's younger brother would be a cute and obedient child—unexpectedly… he was this detestable!
And this brat even called me trash?
Do I really look that much like trash?
Ishigami: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
"Trash, shut up!" Little Sakurai looked at that trash who could be sneezed to death ten thousand times over, and didn't hold back at all.
Shirogane Miyuki forced a serious face, "Umm, Sakurai's little brother, where did your big brother go?"
"Dried fish, aren't you going to sleep yet? Want to die?" Little Sakurai asked with concern.
"..." What kind of kid mocks people even when showing concern?
Shinomiya Kaguya looked coldly at Little Sakurai, she was waiting for him to evaluate her.
"Ice Onee-san, I like you!" Little Sakurai looked at Shinomiya Kaguya, the little boy showed a satisfied expression.
He nodded his little head—this one will definitely be fun to torture.
Little Sakurai: ( ≖‿ ≖ )
Didn't expect to find two toys in such a short time!
Shinomiya Kaguya's expression instantly melted, she started to like Sakurai's little brother a little.
Kaguya: ❀.(*´◡`*)❀
"Then what about me?" Big Breasts Onee-san asked.
"You always lecture people, I don't like you!" Little Sakurai showed a bored face.
Then, Chika led him to the sofa.
Little Sakurai leaned on the sofa, feeling around everywhere.
"Is this material human skin?"
"It's synthetic leather." Ishigami Yuu replied while playing games.
"Trash like you is actually pretty smart. Unlike those dumb cowards out there." Little Sakurai praised: "Do you want to be my hunting dog?"
Ishigami Yuu paused—his hand holding the game console froze.
"Hunting dog?" He began to doubt the education in Sakurai-senpai's household.
What kind of family raises a brat with such a shitty personality?
"Doctor Onee-san said everyone is my hunting dog, later when I conquer the world, I'll have even more little hunting dogs!" Little Sakurai's voice became more excited.
"Do you want to be my number one hunting dog? And dried fish over there, do you want to be number two?"
Shinomiya Kaguya brought over some tea—she had been brewing it earlier.
"Then what about me?" she asked.
"Ice Onee-san is my toy! Hunting dogs die, so I won't let you be a hunting dog!" Little Sakurai replied.
"Ara~, what a cute answer~"
ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ .｡✧･ﾟ:* ~♡
Shinomiya Kaguya said with a smile.
Shirogane Miyuki & Ishigami Yuu: (·•᷄_•᷅ ) Cute?
Where exactly is this brat cute? Other than having a face similar to Sakurai/Sakurai-senpai, so he looks decent on the outside—what's cute about him?
Don't disgrace the word "cute"!
Fujiwara Chika also became curious: "Then what about me?"
(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)
"I don't need you anymore! I like flat chests!"
(¬ ₃ ͡¬)
Little Sakurai was the type who gets bored of the old and likes the new.
Right now, he already liked Shinomiya Kaguya.
Chika: ( `−ㅿ−´)
Shinomiya Kaguya lowered her head and looked at the tips of her shoes.
Then she liked Little Sakurai even more.
Truly a tragic story.
"Oh right, little brother, what's your name?" Shinomiya Kaguya sat down beside Little Sakurai.
Currently, on Little Sakurai's left was Kaguya, and on his right was Chika.
"Zero One." Little Sakurai swung his legs.
Sakurai Zero One? That name sounds weird.
But Kaguya didn't mind too much. These days, there were plenty of parents giving their kids strange names.
"Umm, little brother Zero One, when is your big brother coming to pick you up?" Ishigami Yuu asked.
Sakurai-senpai, please come pick up this brat already!
Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to play his game in peace.
"I have no family." Little Sakurai said that line with an extremely indifferent tone.
Everyone present immediately showed a worried expression.
"You had a fight with your big brother?" Chika felt that was probably the case.
She suddenly remembered she had Line.
Taking out her phone, Chika sent a message to ask Sakurai Saki where he was.
"Ring~"
Little Sakurai's bag rang.
The boy curiously pulled out a phone, "What is this machine? It looks so stupid."
"Sakurai-senpai's phone? Did he forget this?" Ishigami Yuu glanced at the clothes Little Sakurai was wearing, then revealed a strange expression, "Aren't those clothes…"
"Probably Sakurai's spare uniform," Shirogane Miyuki guessed aloud.
No one considered the possibility that Sakurai Saki had shrunk, or rather—that was the normal human reaction.
Even when encountering something abnormal, normal people would try to find reasons to convince themselves.
At this point, they were already convinced by their own logic.
"Looks like we probably won't be able to get in touch with Sakurai-senpai today," Ishigami Yuu sighed.
"If it gets late and Sakurai-senpai still doesn't show up, what should we do?"
Shinomiya Kaguya casually said, "Then take the kid home and take care of him."
"Take… take him home?" Fujiwara Chika stuttered.
She couldn't accept that!
If she brought a troublemaker like Little Sakurai to her house, she wouldn't be able to sleep at all!
But after all, this was a responsibility Saki-kun entrusted to her…
"Then what, are we supposed to leave the child here?" Shinomiya Kaguya asked back.
Everyone in the room felt that wasn't a good idea.
However, that was just the worst-case scenario—they still believed Sakurai Saki would show up.
"This is delicious!" Sakurai Saki held the cup of tea, happily speaking.
"Zero One-chan, do you like drinking black tea?" Shinomiya Kaguya looked at the boy and asked curiously.
His older brother was clearly a black coffee addict who didn't like sweet things.
"Umu! I like it! I also like eating cake and candy!" Little Sakurai smiled.
Doctor Onee-san would secretly bring him yummy treats!
"Too bad the daifuku from lunch is all gone." The last two were eaten by Fujiwara Chika just now.
Shinomiya Kaguya hadn't even gotten a taste.
In the blink of an eye, they were all gone. Seemed like they were really delicious.
The Sakurai family runs a wagashi shop, so it's normal that his little brother would like sweets. What's abnormal is Sakurai himself hating sweets to such an extreme degree.
And so, they drank tea and chatted.
The sky gradually turned red.
Shirogane Miyuki furrowed his brows and said: "I just checked with the teachers and the Nakano sisters—Sakurai didn't show up to tutor them. So where the hell did he go?"
How can a person just vanish into thin air?
Even if he had something to do, could he really have forgotten to bring his phone?
"Let's not talk about where General Affairs Sakurai went for now. Right now, let's think about what to do with this child." Shinomiya Kaguya glanced at Little Sakurai, who was playing poker—and had already beaten Fujiwara Chika over ten times.
Fujiwara Chika was on the verge of despair. Losing to Sakurai Saki was one thing—who could beat that guy anyway—but she didn't expect that she couldn't even beat Sakurai Saki's little brother!
She had even tried cheating a little just now, and still couldn't win. Totally unreasonable!
Could it be that the Sakurai family is her natural nemesis?
Chika: (⊃ ˃̣̣̥ ᴖ ˂̣̣̥ ⊂)
"Can I go out for a walk?" Little Sakurai was starting to feel bored.
It was rare to travel to the future thanks to his superpower, so he didn't want to leave empty-handed.
Superpowers keep piling up every day, it's so damn annoying... Lately, Little Sakurai had been troubled by his ever-increasing powers.
Doctor Onee-san had already told him—his power was getting stronger, and there was a possibility it could go out of control. The abilities he couldn't use now were actually supposed to be fully usable, but for some reason, after coming to the future, he couldn't use them anymore.
"I'll take him home." Shinomiya Kaguya accepted the task.
"But… the one Saki-kun entrusted this to was me…" Chika said in a small voice.
Shinomiya Kaguya replied helplessly, "You can come stay at my house too. If it's just a sleepover at a classmate's house, your family probably wouldn't object."
"That makes sense~ and tomorrow's the start of Golden Week too!" Chika suddenly reacted.
"We can wear cute pajamas, chat together, and have a girls' night!"
ヾ(˃ᴗ˂)◞ • *✰
Just thinking about it made Chika take out her phone and message her dad.
A moment later.
"He said yes!" Chika said happily.
The Shinomiya house… who would refuse that? Ishigami Yuu thought silently to himself.
A daughter having a good relationship with the Shinomiya family's Ojou-sama—there's no downside to that for a politician.
"We're going to your house, huh?" Little Sakurai tilted his head.
On his small, cute face was a confused expression.
"You girls want to copulate with me? Doctor Onee-san said human females will knock out the males they like and drag them home."
Faced with that question—
Shinomiya Kaguya flicked his head.
"Kids shouldn't say stuff like that!"
(｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!
"I hate you!"
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
"You're not allowed to hate me!"
(ᓀ‸ᓂ)
"..."
Little Sakurai looked toward Ishigami Yuu.
But unfortunately, the latter immediately turned his face away.
...
..
.
Ten minutes later, Little Sakurai was sitting in a sleek black luxury car heading toward the Shinomiya residence.