The dimensional chaos was already at an all-time high. Kazuya, still recovering from his last "ordeal," sat in a corner, legs shaking, questioning every life decision that led him to this moment. The waifus around him were still very much in a post-action glow, lounging like goddesses of indulgence. The reality that everything had been broadcasted to the entire multiverse was only now starting to sink in.
And just when he thought it couldn't get worse…
BOOM.
A sudden crack tore through the pocket dimension. The air trembled. The walls rippled like a Guardian of the Galaxy airship had just kicked in.
Then, one by one, dark figures in ominous cloaks appeared, their red clouds billowing ominously in the chaotic winds of whatever cursed reality they had stepped into.
The Akatsuki had arrived.
"Yo, what the actual hell is this?" Deidara was the first to react, staring at the sheer depravity before him. "I was expecting a battlefield, not a–" He blinked, trying to process Kazuya sitting amid waifus wrapped in very suggestive sheets.
"Is this an… artistic battlefield?" he asked, rubbing his chin.
"No," Itachi deadpanned. "This is something else entirely."
Kisame whistled, taking in the scene. "Well, well, this is not what I expected when Aizen revived us. But hey, if we're here, we might as well dive in."
Tobi clapped his hands. "Tobi is a good boy, but Tobi also has needs!"
Kazuya's brain short-circuited. "WH-WHY ARE THEY HERE?! WHO SUMMONED THEM?!"
A booming, godlike chuckle echoed through the air, and Aizen's voice whispered in his ear."Because I can."
At that exact moment, the second break in reality occurred.
A new rip in space-time appeared, and from it… came the Straw Hat Pirates.
Kazuya, already barely holding onto his sanity, let out a choked gasp. "NO… NO MORE… STOP SUMMONING PEOPLE!"
Chopper stepped forward, flexing his arms. "Yo! So this is the crazy world we got dropped into?" His eyes locked onto a familiar figure in the room.
"NAMI!"
The fiery-haired navigator, who had absolutely been part of the earlier events, suddenly realized she was about to get called out.
Usopp, who had also just walked in, took one look at the situation… and collapsed. His soul literally left his body, floating towards the sky as he whispered, "B-B-Beautiful ladies… everywhere… Oda sensei… blessed me…"
Zoro, meanwhile, just sighed. "I KNEW something was off about this whole thing."
Brook's skeleton jaw chattered. "Yohohoho! Might I ask to–"
"NO, YOU MAY NOT!" The entire room shouted at once.
Kazuya, at this point, was curled up in a ball, shaking. "I… I am in the presence of nothing but monsters."
MEMORIES OR REALITY?
Itachi, completely ignoring the chaos around him, walked toward a glowing rift in the air. He had only come here for one reason. Aizen had made a promise. A reunion. A long-awaited moment.
From the swirling energy, she stepped forward. Izumi Uchiha.
Itachi's usually emotionless face softened for the first time in forever. "Izumi…"
She smiled gently. "You look like you've been through hell."
"I have," he admitted.
"So.....um...should we do what we are intended to do?", she spoke.
Itachi quickly hugged her tight.
And gave her hundreds of kisses.
The rest of the room collectively decided to give them space (shocking, considering the rest of the events that had taken place).
Meanwhile, Denji turned to Luffy, who was flexing with a wild grin. "Oi, rubber dude. I hear you got a small one."
In front of Luffy's crew.
The air went still.
Luffy's entire demeanor shifted. "What the hell did you just say?"
"I mean, I stretched mine before, but it's still massive," Luffy continued, grinning.
Denji's chainsaws revved. "You're a liar."
The most ridiculous fight in the history of battles began.
It was no different than gay sex.
Meeting with Aizen
Meanwhile, deep within the multiversal corridors…
Aizen, now drenched in the blood & reiatsu of fallen Overlords, stood atop a floating throne, his power unfathomable. His eyes glowed with something beyond omnipotence.
Itachi was accompanied by Zoro and Kaguya too.
Kaguya, because of her deceiving appearance, went unnoticed by Itachi.
"What is the point of calling us here, Aizen" Itachi, without wasting a bit of time, broke the ice.
With ever calm voice.
"There is no major reason for me to ask for your cooperation. But, It doesn't mean you guys are utter useless to me."
He continued.
"Storm is coming. I can tell you that."
Zoro's face covered with the mask of doubt. "What assistance can we provide? Haven't you become the Almighty?"
It was something even Itachi wanted to hear about.
"Well. Yes. I have become Almighty." He filled arrogance and ego into his Lungs. "That's the very reason why I don't want to govern these puny creatures. You'll do that for me"
"Rather, I have bigger fish to fry." He continued.
Zoro and Itachi looked at each other.
"Even if we concur to do so, how will we handle this mass of lust fuelled pervs?"
Itachi questioned.
"My dear, you'll be guaranteed with enough authority to pull this off." Kaguya continued with her seductive tone. "Your manipulation and persuasion abilities earned this position, not just mere strength."
Before Itachi could argue, everyone disappeared.
He found himself in a suite. King-sized bed, super soft couch, contraceptives on top of Night stand.
Everything a newly wed desires.
Out of the thin air, Izumi summoned.
Both made eye contact and blushed concurrently.
Both were full of desires. Both waited for years to see this day.
How could one let go this kind of opportunity.
She leaped on the bed in desperation. Itachi also didn't miss a beat.
From jailer to doctor, to plumber, to even the forbidden pervs of hentai. Itachi showed her everything.
As hours passed on, Itachi was lying next to Izumi, smirking. "I told you we'd go another round."
Romance continues.
Back in the pocket dimension, Escanor, waiting desperately for reinforcement of chicks, suddenly realized something very, very important.
The door leading out was still missing.
"W-Wait… we're still trapped here?!"
Orihime, Nobara, and Frieren all gave him a look.
"Looks like we need to pass the time, huh?" Nobara smirked, squishing her melons.
Escanor smiled.
"Bring it on, ladies!"
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