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"There's something living in here." Asmodeus noticed the 'disturbance in the Force' pretty quickly and easily. They felt 'big' and dangerous.
"What kinda monsters can survive in a vacuum?"
"Maybe it's a Mynock swarm?" Daesha couldn't sense anything. At most she felt a looming danger. However, she didn't know where that danger was coming from or in what form.
"Mynocks can survive in space and often live on asteroids, waiting for starships to fly by and become their food. But how many Mynocks would it take to bring down a ship this huge?"
As they walked down the corridor, a big toothy mouth suddenly shot out of a broken metal door! There was no sound like in the movies or shows. Just a flash of green light as the face of that strange bat-like creature was vaporized! Even after its head was blown off, the two of them still had to jump out of the way to either side to avoid the long, slender body that crashed into the wall.
It had big brown wings about 2 meters wide, a carapace-covered torso and a long slender tail, which had a spiked barb on the end. The tail whipped around almost hitting the two of them, even after its death. Because of the absence of gravity, every twitch of the carcase sent it flying around randomly through the relatively narrow hallway!
"Shit!"
"Great!"
The two of them had different reactions. Asmodeus was annoyed as he used his crimson lightsaber to slice off the wings and tail in three swift motions. Meanwhile, Daesha reached out with the Force and captured the twitching torso of the beast.
"Don't you know what this means?"
"There's a lot of these fuckers we gotta deal with before we can find those supplies?"
"No! It means we don't even need to look for food or water anymore! We have Mynocks!"
Asmodeus grabbed a squirming tail in his right hand after holstering the blaster on his hip, "Are you sure this thing is edible? If fucking survives in space. It eats starships for fuck's sake!"
"Of course it's edible! Mynock tastes delicious! Come on, we need to bring this back to the ship! They have plenty of water in their bodies, so this is exactly what my Master needs to survive!"
"Okay then." The boy shrugged his shoulders and used the Force to pull along the wings, while the tail was still held in his right hand.
"By the way, since they suck the power from starships, doesn't that mean we're in danger?"
"That's another reason why we have to hurry back to the ship!"
Of course, their plot-armor wasn't quite 'that' bad. At the very least, the Force didn't seem to want them dead. So in the brief few minutes that they left, their ship was still perfectly intact. They even made sure to close the door behind them, to prevent other Mynocks from coming out and making trouble.
"We should move the ship somewhere a little less exposed… But for now, the most important thing is food. I'm starving."
Daesha brought the giant squirming torso inside the ship without thinking too much about it. However, Asmodeus was a little more thoughtful, "Are you sure these things don't have any crazy dangerous viruses or release deadly chemicals? Maybe we shouldn't take it inside without scanning anything."
"Scanning them, how?" She looked at him like he was an idiot, "Besides that, Mynocks are silicone-based lifeforms. Even if they had viruses, it wouldn't be something that would affect us."
"And you're a hundred percent sure we can eat a fucking silicone-based lifeform?" The more he heard, the more dubious it sounded. But the girl seemed pretty sure of herself, so he trusted his 'second wife' and brought the squirmy wings/tail into the airlock. The two of them barely even fit inside with the chopped up creature.
*Tsshhhhh~!* The airlock filled up with air and the two of them started taking off their gear very familiarly. It was difficult if they only used their hands, but the Force was overpowered in terms of convenience. At least when it isn't being nerfed for plot reasons.
"It kinda smells like motor-oil." Asmodeus sniffed the green blood that was leaking out of the missing head as he held the hard torso of the beast with both hands, "It even feels like it's made out of rubber, rock and metal. Is there some special trick to make this thing edible?"
"I have no idea. I've never cooked a Mynock before. I've only eaten them a few times…"
The two of them looked at the pile of monster parts that finally stopped squirming around so much. It could also be due to the gravity and atmosphere that made them quickly lose vitality…
"Don't worry though!" Daesha smiled at the handsome boy and picked up a datapad on the kitchen counter, "Look! '5,000 Recipes From The Outer Rim!' The Force is really with us like my Master said… Maybe she saw our current situation in a vision back then?"
"Back when?" Asmodeus walked over and looked at the confusing symbols he couldn't understand, but at least there were also lots of pictures, since it was a cookbook.
"Back in Mos Espa. We met a cute little human boy who tricked my silly Master into buying a bunch of useless junk. But… Well, it wasn't actually useless. If we didn't have those parts, maybe we wouldn't have survived this long. And this recipe book… Maybe…"
"Maybe 'he' was the one that knew we'd need them?" Asmodeus smirked as he saw the page she stopped at, which showed a bunch of pictures of the ugly monster, then some pictures of a four-armed alien chef preparing the meat. Draining the juices. Basically, it showed every step of how to prepare and cook the monster.
"Well… I have a feeling that we'll be able to repay the favor one day. Heheh~! May the Force be with that little bastard!"
"Hehe~! Don't be mean!" Daesha smiled and then sighed, "But I hope you're right. I hope we can survive this and also that the boy can survive until we meet again. He was a slave, Deus…"
"So were you."
"I'm alive because of Master Kikha."
"Exactly." Asmodeus winked at her and she widened her eyes, "Anyway, we'd better hurry up. The Force is a tricky schutta sometimes."
"Maybe you shouldn't insult the Force?"
"You're right. I'm sorry Force, I love you, so please don't murder us, okay?"
"Deus…" Daesha rolled her eyes and got back to reading the recipe seriously. Then she started instructing her illiterate partner on how to 'prepare' a gigantic Mynock feast!
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