Episode 7: The Maid's First Meal and Redemption Service
How nice would it be to wake up and have a cute, pretty maid bring you breakfast?
That was my dream, but it was shattered the moment my morning alarm was replaced by the smell of something burning from the kitchen.
"What the hell?!"
The stinging stench snapped me awake, and thinking there was a fire, I rushed out of my room.
When I came out, I saw thick smoke wafting from the kitchen next to the living room.
Heading to the kitchen, I found Rizeta opening a window to ventilate the room.
"Ms. Rizeta?"
"Good morning, Hyunseong-nim."
Rizeta, turning her back to me, gave a slight curtsy by lifting the hem of her short skirt.
Unlike me, her expression was as blank as a doll's.
"Ms. Rizeta, what happened here?"
"I apologize for startling you. I was preparing breakfast for you, Hyunseong-nim."
She pointed to a ruined frying pan and a plate on the table.
On the white plate was an unidentifiable black mass.
"...What did you make?"
No matter how I looked at it, I couldn't guess, so I asked despite the rudeness.
Without a moment's hesitation, she replied,
"It's an omelet."
She said it as calmly as a blindfolded chef making up nonsense.
"Would you like to try it, Hyunseong-nim?"
"That... thing?"
She wanted me to eat something that looked like it crawled out of hell?
Gulp.
Still, since she made it for me, I figured it was only polite to at least try, so after some hesitation, I picked up the so-called "omelet" with my chopsticks.
"Ugh."
I immediately regretted it.
The texture was more slimy than soft.
The smell was a mix of burnt and rotten cheese.
'Surely, I won't die from eating this, right?'
I squeezed my eyes shut and took a bite.
"Bleeegh!!"
I ran straight to the bathroom and stuck my head in the toilet.
That was the first time I realized you could die from eating someone's cooking.
[Hahahaha!]
"Don't laugh..."
My stomach was already in knots from retching first thing in the morning, and now my head was filled with Child's laughter, making me want to die.
"Hyunseong-nim."
As I caught my breath at the kitchen table, Rizeta handed me a cup of water.
"Ah, thank you. And, sorry. You made it for me..."
"No. It's my fault for serving you such a subpar meal, Hyunseong-nim."
She bowed deeply in apology.
I hadn't had a chance to really look at her yesterday, but she truly was beautiful.
A calm, mature appearance like a sculpture crafted by a master artist.
And a voluptuous chest that couldn't be hidden even by a maid outfit.
Her cooking skills, though...
Let's just move on.
[Your eyes are about to pop out.]
"Ahem."
At Child's comment, I gulped down the water like a guilty thief.
[I get it. Rizeta's looks are based on Agnera, who you like so much.]
"What?"
...Now that I think about it, she does look similar.
It's more the overall vibe than the face.
"Ugh."
Seeing her emotionless face overlap with Agnera's expression in climax, my lower body reacted on its own.
"...?"
Before Rizeta noticed, I hurriedly changed the subject.
"S-so, Ms. Rizeta, have you ever cooked before?"
She shook her head.
"No. I was just created by Child yesterday."
"Then why cook?"
"I have most recipes input in my mind, so I thought I could do it..."
She trailed off, glancing at the failed dish pushed to the corner of the table.
"It wasn't as easy as I thought."
"There are plenty of easier dishes you could have made instead of an omelet."
"With what was in the fridge, that was about all I could make."
"Ah."
I glanced at the fridge in the kitchen corner.
I'd tried cooking once before and quickly went back to takeout... The ingredients she mentioned must have been leftovers from then.
"And since it was the first meal I was serving you, Master, I wanted to make something as special as possible."
"Uh, I see."
With her saying that, I couldn't say anything more.
It was partly my fault for not keeping the fridge stocked.
But thinking about what I just ate, I doubt having more ingredients would have changed the outcome much.
[She may look like that, but she was only born yesterday. I put in as much knowledge as possible for daily life, but it's not the same as learning it herself.]
"So, even if she knows the recipe, she has no actual experience, so this happened?"
[Exactly. Would a newborn baby be able to cook just by seeing a recipe? It's the same thing.]
"Hmmm."
Born by the creator's hand, with all necessary info input by the creator.
"She's more like a robot than a person."
[Her body's made of the same stuff as you. The only difference is whether you consider someone artificially created to be human or not.]
Just as Child said, I couldn't see the maid in front of me as anything other than human.
Her personality was just a little unusual, but by my standards, she was definitely human.
[By the way, how's your body? Yesterday you fell asleep like you passed out.]
"Hmm. I'm fine. Actually, I feel refreshed."
I'd always struggled to wake up for work, but now I was wide awake.
My back and shoulders, which used to ache, felt brand new.
It must be thanks to my traits.
I really felt like I'd been reborn.
[No aftereffects, huh? I knew my judgment was right.]
Bragging...
"So, what now?"
I wasn't one to eat breakfast, but maybe because I'd thrown up on an empty stomach, I was pretty hungry.
"Should I whip up something simple with the leftover ingredients?"
"Ah, no. I'll do the grocery shopping later, so let's just order delivery today."
The shock of the omelet still lingered on my tongue, so I politely declined Rizeta's offer.
"Oh, right, I forgot to charge my phone last night."
I grabbed my phone to open the delivery app and saw the battery was at 10%.
"Sorry, I should have taken care of that for you."
"It's my fault for forgetting. It's not your fault, Rizeta. I can just charge it now."
After reassuring Rizeta, who looked a bit down, I skillfully opened the delivery app.
Not many places are open for breakfast, so I decided to order a burger for something quick and easy.
There was a burger chain I liked less than 20 minutes away on foot.
"What would you like, Ms. Rizeta?"
I put a morning set in my cart and looked through the menu, asking Rizeta.
"I'll have whatever you choose, Hyunseong-nim. Even if it were poison, I'd gladly swallow it."
Her eyes were so sincere it didn't even feel like a joke.
"You really don't have to go that far..."
Just what kind of image does she have of a maid in her head?
I just ordered two of the same set.
[Not ordering for me?]
"If I did, could you eat it?"
[Of course I could... Wait! Are you trying to lure me out with food?!]
He's playing both sides of the conversation by himself.
Maybe I'll get to see his face sooner than I thought.
"Oh, right."
[Huh?]
"I didn't get a chance to ask yesterday, but what's 'Immersion' on the status screen?"
[Immersion: 10%]
I'd heard about everything else, but not that.
[Oh, that? It's kind of like compatibility. The more you possess, the higher it gets, and the less aftereffects you get.]
"That's it?"
[Yeah, that's it.]
"Isn't that a bit too simple?"
[I already spent a whole chapter explaining stuff. Just get the gist from this.]
What is he talking about?
"Huh?"
While I was talking to Child in the air, Rizeta, who'd been sitting across from me, had disappeared.
"Ms. Rizeta?"
She didn't seem like she was getting up.
As I got up to look for her-
"Ugh?!"
I felt something strange below.
Reflexively looking down, I saw Rizeta under the table, pulling down my underwear.
"Ms. Rizeta, what are you-?"
"I will handle your sexual needs until breakfast arrives, Hyunseong-nim."
"How did you come to that conclusion?!"
"As a maid, I failed to serve you a proper meal and didn't take care of your tool in time. That makes me unfit as a maid."
"E-everyone makes mistakes. You can just do better next time."
"No, I can't forgive myself. I must make up for my failures by continuing to serve you."
"C-could you at least listen to me-ugh!?"
Before I could stop her, Rizeta took the half-erect tip into her mouth.
The soft touch of her lips wrapped around the head, sending chills down my spine.
"Slurp♥ It's fine. I have all the theory about sexual acts input in my head. This time, I'll make sure to satisfy you."
As if to show off her knowledge, she started licking the head like candy.
"Slurp♥ Slurp♥ Slurp♥"
"Ah, haah..."
The irresistible stimulation shot up my spine, making my hips arch on their own.
My cock was fully hard in less than a second from her tongue's movements.
She paused to study its shape.
"This is more of a weapon than a reproductive organ."
Staring up at my throbbing cock, Rizeta traced the bulging veins with her tongue.
"Haum♥"
She took half the shaft into her mouth, starting from the tip.
"Shluuurp♥ Shluup♥"
The warmth inside her mouth wrapped around me, her snake-like tongue coiling around the shaft.
Every time her head bobbed up and down, her tongue curled, sending dizzying pleasure through me.
"Shluup♥ Shluoop♥ How is it, does it feel good?"
She asked with awkward pronunciation, as if seeking a midterm evaluation.
It felt good.
So good I couldn't even say it out loud.
Apparently, my silence was enough, because she smiled at me with her cheeks bulging around my cock.
My cock twitched in her mouth at the sight.
Noticing that, she pulled out and gently shook my saliva-slick cock.
"Puhah♥ They say men get excited when a woman looks up at them during oral. The knowledge was right."
"...Sorry if this is rude, but are you sure you only know the theory?"
"I'll take that as a compliment. Time is short, so I'll increase the intensity now."
No sooner had she said it than she took me all the way to the root in one go.
"Guh...♥ Guh♥ Guk! Guhk!"
But as she went down, she hit her gag reflex and had to pull out.
"A-are you okay?"
"Phew. Yes. I'm fine. Just a little surprised."
She raised her hand to stop me from checking on her and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
"You don't have to push yourself."
I know deepthroating is hard.
Even a toothbrush can make you gag, let alone something this thick-practically a weapon.
"No. I can't disappoint you again, Hyunseong-nim."
Still, she caught her breath and leaned in again, her blue eyes burning with a new determination.
"Haum. Shluuurp. Guh♥ Uum."
Her second attempt was more careful than the first.
"Guh! Guh!?"
She almost gagged again, but this time managed to take it all the way in.
"Phew, haah."
Insane...
The warmth of her throat wrapped around me, sending a tingling pleasure up my spine.
With my cock buried to the root, Rizeta looked up at me, stirring a sense of domination.
"Guh♥ Shluuurp♥ Shluup♥"
After another breath, she started moving steadily, her tongue twisting around the shaft.
Every time she gagged, her throat tightened.
Sometimes her teeth grazed me, but that only added to the excitement.
"Ms. Rizeta, I can't...!!"
"Fuuum♥ Chuup♥ Chuup♥ Chuuoop♥"
As if waiting for my signal, she grabbed my thighs and bobbed her head quickly.
Her saliva ran down the shaft, dripping onto the kitchen floor.
"Chuuuuup♥ Chup♥ Uum♥ Chubobobop♥"
She sucked so hard her cheeks hollowed, and the pleasure built up instantly.
"Kh...!"
"Mmmp?!"
Right before I came, I unconsciously pressed her head down and released everything deep in her throat.
"Mmmp♥ Gulp♥ Gulp♥"
Even as she struggled for breath, Rizeta swallowed every drop of cum.
Each gulp squeezed my cock as I came.
Only after the long orgasm ended did I let go of her head.
There were small tears in her eyes, but her expression stayed cold as ever.
"S-sorry, Ms. Rizeta. I got too excited..."
"Chuuuuup♥"
In response, she pulled back, sucking hard on the tip at the end.
"Beeeh."
After smacking her lips a few times, she stuck out her tongue at me.
On it was a drop of thick white fluid fresh from my urethra.
"Gulp♥ So, how was it? Were you satisfied with my service?"
She swallowed it without a care and asked, and I couldn't help but nod.