Law is lol, laugh out loud bullshit that never smiles on the mute. As for justice, it's just ice so just ice that motherfucker, motherfucker. Ever heard the adage, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." Well, save it for the day when the clouds are as dark as a blackmailed lord's mood and when that aforementioned lord starts pissing from behind the clouds, then know that it is meal-time.
Do not let that piss touch your head or it will wet your brain with notions of peace. No, motherfucker, keep that satellite dish over your head. And when thunder booms —that's the lord screaming FUCK!!—take a step forward. Move towards that motherfucker's house, that's you motherfucker. Knock on that motherfucker's house, that's you motherfucker. Kick that motherfucker when he opens that door, that's you motherfucker. Bang! Thats you shutting the door behind you motherfucker.
Motherfucker on motherfucker. Bash his head in with the satellite dish till there is no more face. That is how you serve revenge on a motherfucker, motherfucker. On the other side of revenge, "Leaving well is the best revenge." Leaving, well, is the best revenge. Leave your enemy untouched but well, hang their significant other, burn their children and if they have a dog, tie that barking bitch, put some Beats by Dre on that bitch's ears and let it listen to Bach, every single piece of Bach. Then kill that bitch, whether it's asleep or not. As for a cat, if your enemy has a cat, let it go. After all, everyone needs pussy.