No need to sue – I'm just a copyright dude,
Making parody moves in the Disney mood!
Ariel:
Look at my stash, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my cartel's elite?
Wouldn't you think I'm the queen,
The queen with the sneakiest scheme?
Fake Louis bags, White Claws on ice,
Who cares if my product's been stepped on twice?
You want real drugs? Sorry, just spice!
We're not princesses in castles high,
But we're not broke or just sitting high;
Our stash is all label, no thrill-
It's a hustle, a scam, but I'm chasing it still!
Ursula:
Oh, darling Ariel, you wanna be tough?
Let Auntie Ursula show you how to get rough.
First, in this game, you sell each other for cash,
Then whine and complain when your man checks my ass!
You think you're a queen, but you're playing pretend-
Real power means making deals that never end.
If a CIA hitman shows up for a hit,
Just laugh and say, "Honey, you ain't slick!"
In this world, you gotta own your game,
Don't just swim with the current-set it aflame.
Ariel:
But what about King Triton-King Try Again?
Always pinning the blame, driving me insane.
He wrecked my grotto, called me naïve,
But turns out this "witch" is nicer than he'd believe!
Ursula:
Triton talks big, but he's scared of the tide-
Pins and blames, but he's got things to hide.
He's the king of "try again," but never gets through,
And guess what, darling?
This "bitch" is nicer than you!
Ariel & Ursula (together):
We're not princesses in castles high,
But we're not broke or just sitting high;
We run our world with a wink and a grin,
And in this cartel sea, it's the fiercest who win!
Ursula:
Now, Ariel, let's show that king who's boss-
Make him sing or pay the cost!
Ariel:
Yeah! King Try Again, it's your time to shine,
Sing us a song or step in line!
(They laugh and snap their fingers as the music swells.)
Ursula (tag):
So if Disney's listening, don't get mad or rude-
Here's the headquarters link, I'm just a copyright dude!
Headquarters:
The Walt Disney Company
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-0001
Phone: (818) 560-1000
[thewaltdisneycompany.com/contact-us/]: https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/contact-us/ 4°
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