"At the same time everything went to hell—the sky cracked and the ground split open...
Just as we squeezed our eyes shut waiting to die, this mysterious voice whispered in our ears:
'Please! I'm begging you to take care of them from now on!'
When we opened our eyes, we were back in the real world.
And in our arms,
we were each somehow holding this adorable little girl about ten years old, with these huge blinking eyes calling us 'mama.'
Yolanda and I felt our mom instincts kick in hard, thinking this had to be some kind of blessing from above, so we adopted them.
Right after we got back, we found out to our horror that our spirituality seemed totally locked up.
No matter how many monsters we killed, we couldn't get any stronger at all.
We got so bummed out and didn't want to worry the Captain and everybody else,
so we snuck out of the inner city and laid low in some tiny mountain village in the outer city, raising those two little girls as they grew up..."
