'Damn it Mrs Pak are you trying to milk my balls empty? I still have to fuck with Min-Yoon's Mom later you know. Dinners on stake.'
Mrs Pak on the other hand, hastily wiped off her drool and got on all fours. Arching her back, she looked at Te-Ho with glittery, suggestive eyes— essentially looking like a bitch in heat.
"What are you a puppy?" Te-Ho scoffed. "Ah fuck it! Another round?"
"Isn't it risky? My husband can come back any time you know—" Mrs Pak replied, her tone suggested caution but her actions spoke a different language as she moved her need finger to her mouth gently biting and sucking on it.
Te-Ho looked up lightly exhaling—before shifting his gaze back down. "Shut up and come back up here, you sly little slut."
***
"Ugh—it's already 7 30" Te-Ho groaned looking to his side only to spot a satisfied Mrs Pak sleeping rather peacefully.
'My balls are practically empty at this point. Guess I'll have to skip Min-yoon's today and make do with ramen or something.' Te-Ho thought as he stood back up wearing his T-shirt first allowing his six inch shriveled up cock to breathe fresh air for a while.
'By the way—a MILF's appeal and endurance sure are scary.' Te-Ho chuckled to himself before grabbing his underwear from a corner.
But just as he was about to put them on—
"Honey I'm home—" a male voice bellowed from the hall.
A single thought rose in Te-Ho's mind.
'Im fucked…'
'Shit—given how risky I have been going these days, I knew I would be caught at-least once, but that day is today? Is this karma? You've got to be kidding me.'
Without a second to waste, Te-Ho quickly became frantic. He spun around, eyes scanning the room like a panicked animal. 'Closet? Too cliché. Under the bed? Too narrow. Can exits? Damn it! Just a Window?'
He ran to it, flung it open—only to notice that he was at-least on the third floor.
'Shit—I'll definitely break some bones on the landing. Should I just let him find me?' Te-Ho had almost given up hope, but thats when his eyes caught the glint of something blue outside the window.
'Ah yes! The pool! Rich people always have to have a pool now don't they? At max It'll be a little painful.'
With Mr Pak around the corner, Te-Ho quickly hopped onto the window sill, looked back at Mrs Pak's sexy sleeping figure, before jumping out.
The cold winter wind brushed past is face and body causing him to shudder.
Just then a thought exploded in his head.
'Wait… it's winter. Who the hell uses a pool in winter?'
Opening his eyes, for a mere second he saw the blue glint again—almost immediately realizing that what he saw wasn't water but blue colored decorative tiles.
Tiles that were about to be painted red.
THUMP!
The last thing he heard was the distant, worried voice of Mr Pak asking, "what the heck was that?"
***
Te-Ho awoke lying on grass. But not regular grass—this stuff. It glowed faintly, like it had its own internal light source. The air was fragrant, clean, smelling like lavenders and a soft breeze occasionally curtained the field.
Sitting back up Te-Ho looked around. The sky above was filled with soft light and floating rings made of gold. Strange birds drifted through the air. It was beautiful.
And in front of him sat a woman.
She was tall. Elegant. Draped in white robes that shimmered like polished silk. Her features were… perfect. An hourglass figure, sun kissed skin, with a pair of enormous boobs and even bigger ass. She was so good looking that even Te-Ho began to blush like a virgin.
And yet, her turquoise eyes were ice cold. As if a predator.
"…A MILF?" Te-Ho muttered, still dazed.
The woman arched an eyebrow. "Yes. Two children, actually. But coming back on topic I am Filora and I run the reincarnation department for Sector 5B. Welcome to Limbo."
Te-Ho blinked. "You're serious?"
"Very. You died in a rather amusing way. Jumped out a third-story window trying to escape your… lover's husband and well, here you are."
"…So there wasn't a pool."
"There was. It just got drained last week."
"Unbelievable." Te-Ho flopped back onto the grass. "This is actually the worst. And here I was planning on fucking till I was ninety.
Filora scoffed, rubbing the bridge of her nose.
"Why do I always end up getting the idiots." she whispered under her breath and walked forward and sat gracefully beside him.
"You're lucky, though. Most people don't get options. But you? You died so spectacularly stupid, the higher-ups flagged your file for 'creative processing.' Which essentially means those pervy bastards enjoyed watching your life. So—"
She gestured, and a floating screen appeared midair.
"Congratulations. You're being offered reincarnation. It's the usual run down—Fantasy world, magic, beasts. You get to start over."
Te-Ho blinked. "Like… isekai?"
"I believe that's what your world calls it, yes."
"…Will I be hot?"
The goddess tilted her head. "Statistically, 89% of reincarnated souls undergo significant glow-ups."
He nodded slowly. "And will my dick retain its size?"
Filora exhaled, cocking her eyebrows. "Yes. Anything else?"
"Yes actually. Why are you this hot? It's almost unnatural at this point. Is this some weird gift of heaven? Like is everyone this good looking here?"
She smirked faintly. "Not really. I've simply taken a form you'd be… receptive to. Which, judging by your track record, was not difficult to predict."
Te-Ho scratched his head. "Right. And… you said you're a mom?"
She gave a tired nod. "Yes. Two kids. One of them's trying to invent underwater fire. The other thinks worms are aliens. Anyway—are we done with these clearly obscene questions?"
"No." Te-Ho grinned. "But I'll behave. Probably."
The goddess rolled her eyes. "Good. Because you'll need all your energy. I am reincarnating you to the world named Arden and assigning you the 'tamer' class. It allows you to form contracts with magical beasts—and, occasionally, humanoids too."
He blinked. "Like… beastwomen and elves?"
"Among many others."
"…So—I can build a harem?"
She sighed. "Technically yes, but only if they consent, and only if you can maintain the bonds. It's not Pokémon with boobs, alright?"
Te-Ho grinned wider. "No, no—I get it. Emotional connection, blah blah . But if I did somehow become a legendary beast tamer…"
Filora paused before looking back at Te-Ho unimpressed. "I'm not joining your harem."
"Oh come on!"
"I'm not interested in idiots who die because they confuse tiles with water."
"Heck you could have even survived by just getting your head out of the way." She added under her breath.
He crossed his arms. "Give me a chance. Let me prove myself."
"…you know what fine, just get this over with. I have other matters to attend to," she said. "You tame and satisfy one thousand women. Only then do you earn the right to challenge me."
"Challenge?"
She smirked. "My standards are quite high."
Te-Ho stood up, chest puffed. "Then I'll become the strongest beast tamer this world has ever seen. I'll charm, tame, and satisfy everyone on the continent!"
…
"…That sounded better in my head." Te-Ho added, his cheeks red with embarrassment.
The goddess waved her hand.
Light engulfed him.
"Try not to die again immediately. Or preferably never," she muttered. "I'd rather not deal with the likes of you again."