What do the feminists say
God is patriarchy. God is dead. And we are still killing him. And enjoying the stabbing immensely.
What do the motherfuckers say
God is dad. And we had to kill him to get to her. No hard feelings though, we were just hard is all.
What do the apostates say
God died when we found out about the apple. Eve was first to the apple but it was Adam who got the prize. Upon this "Adam's Apple" discovery, how could we then continue to say that God was fair when he let history give second place the gold. And if God was not fair, then what else was He not. He could not be perfect then, and so we turned our back on Him.
What do the atheists say
Fuck all this! I don't believe any of you feminists, motherfuckers or apostates are real so why should I believe in this God you are blabbering about, Better I believe in gourd. At least I know I'll be eating that whenever the fuck I wake up from whatever the fuck this is.