[If you don't get up fast, I will cut off your foreskin! Snip Snip Snip, Hear I com~]
Smack~! Turning off that blasted alarm, I realize it is getting very creepy!
"Fuck, what snip snip? I already had a circumcision for damn sake!"
After washing up and wearing my new school uniform, the right way, I head in for breakfast...
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My Mom handed me my breakfast and said...
"Dear, your Dad went to the shop and I'm off to work, so don't be late for your opening ceremony!"
I nodded my head, then she leaned down and gave me a kiss on my cheek.
Mwah! She then gave me the sweetest smile, and left.
"That expression of hers looked weird?" (She is so bad to her Son here.)
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A quarter hour later, and I made my way on the long walk to school...
Am I going to wait for Motohama and Issei?
Hell the fuck no, I left early so those bozos won't make me look like a clown on my first day!
The first day of Highschool is important! In my Earth zero life, my bus was late and I missed the meeting with my first girlfriend... What was her name?
Damn whatever, my point is the first day will shape how the rest of the students see you for the rest of Highschool.
Many kids were walking in the same direction as me, but the large majority of them are girls in there late teens, at least the ones with the High School uniforms, the middle and college use different styles, so there is little confusion who is who.
I smile and say to myself...
"Damn, did I turn good looking or something overnight, because a lot of these girls are giving me blushing looks?"
What the hell... that dude just gave me a big thumbs-up?
Well let's not be rude and just wave at all these nice kids being super friendly.
The anime world is awesome!
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So it takes me about a half hour to walk to school, but I have finally arrived at the front gates, and boy it is crowded...
Sona and her VP were both greeting many of the new students, who seemed to still be confused and needing their help.
As I walked by the both of them, I put on a big smile and said...
"Hia President, Oh... And VP, if you ever want a rematch, to pick up that dignity you dropped, come find me at the Chess Club! haha"
Hmm?! Why does Sona look at me with surprise, and wait, why the fuck is she covering her mouth and laughing? (Bad Mom, bad!)
Okay, all is right, the VP has clenched fist, and is glaring, I definitely provoked her!
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Damn, I'm starting to think that I got some charisma power activated...
I'm still getting blushing looks from like half the girls, and some male head nods?!
Well I found my assigned seat in the auditorium, and just waiting for this boring ass thing to finish.
Looks like the ratio of boys to girls is 1⁄10, if I didn't know that the Perverted Trio of me and my friends had zero chance of love, I would be really hyped right now...
"Sigh, The life of an average looking mob."
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About 15 minutes later, the room was full and the event began...
I looked around and saw Issei and Motohama in two different spots.
Why is Issei looking at me with wide eyes open?
I know that lecherous smile anywhere, but why did he thumbs-up me?
I'm so confused right now...
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Well Sona just finished her wonderful speech (boring as fuck) to the students, and now it is her VP's turn to say some heart warming things.
"Ya right, she is an iceberg. Let's listen to part of it."
"Greetings everyone, I'm the Vice President Tsubaki Shinra, and I would like to cover some of the Does and Don'ts of our Highschool... As we have started coed this year we want all the students to feel... blah... blah... blah... blah, and finally it is important for all students to remember good social presentations, and not display vulgar behavior so blatantly in the open!"
Then she coldly looked right at me!
She did a light bow to the students, and then walked off to the side...
What?
With confusion on my face. I look behind me to notice Everyone is looking at me!
I just lean back and put my hands behind my head, and ignore everyone.
I will think about this later...
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When I walked out of the auditorium, both Motohama and Issei ambushed me...
Issei said excitedly.
"Bro, we were planning on kicking your ass for ditching us this morning, but seeing how you were getting it on with some hot girl, we will forgive you!"
Motohama asked with excitement.
"I want details... Bust-Waist-Hips, tell me, tell me!"
In confusion I ask?
"What are you ass hats talking about?"
Issei scoffs, and points at my face.
"Don't play dumb with us you jerk! The lip prints on your face are total proof, so tell us, Right Now!"
At this point, my uneasy feeling grew, and I used the selfie function of my smartphone to look at my face.
Right near my right cheek near my lips, is a perfect imprint of my Mom's kiss this morning.
Damn is my eye twitching?
As I put my phone away, and pulled out a pocket tissue, I wiped off my Mom's prank.
I made a life changing choice... A: Admit it was from my Mom and have the whole D×D Highschool find out, mommy kisses her boy in the morning.
Or B: Just roll with it and make lemonade.
So I did what any self respecting liar would do!
"So you guys remember that really hot woman with navy-blue hair, walking that huge Mastiff that almost killed Issei and you? Well her name is Karen, and I managed to help her out with something, and she rewarded me nicely!"
I then walked past the pair of Human statues that were once my friends...
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And I went to the homeroom...
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