Eugene was an abusive alcoholic.
When he was drunk (nearly always) he would physically assault other employees.
Worst of all to Eli was he was in HIS department. HIS! If he could describe Eugene in one single word it would be " ANNOYING!" (everything's gnarlllyyy)
Eugene *blegh* was blond with a stubble on his face and with blue eyes.
He would barely show up to work.
And when he did show up and wasn't drunk he would spend it trying to make his female colleagues date him. (To no fruit LOL)
When it was time for the fateful moments Eli steeled himself, and through the speaker he called " EUGENE PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE"
To no surprise he heard Eugene ask him what the hell he wants from a distance, mildly infuriating Eli.
When he entered the glass office door Eli fixed his tie. Eugene walked in while wobbling and probably under the influence of alcohol.
Eugene sat down and pointed his finger at Eli " So what's poppin?!"
"Due to your recent actions and *Ehem* lack of actions you ar-"
Eugene cut him off and laughed "I'm what, Fired HAHAHA"
"Bingo" Eli responded letting a bit of his anger.
"Wait what?!"
"You heard me right, get your stuff and get the hell out"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST $$#%(&G SAY ???!?!?!"
"I S-"
"SHUT UP, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THIS JOB"
"The thing is, you didn't"
Eugene had enough and threw a chair at Eli barely missing him.
"Please stop"
"NO!"
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT DARN IT"
"YOU PEICE OF CRAP" Eugene pulled out a knife from his pocket attempting to kill Eli but Eli had prepared.
He had something.
It was called a gun.
He shot Eugene in the leg, discombobulating him.
"Oh and you now have 2 charges, Attempted Murder and stealing company funds, Bad day for you isn't it" Eli mocked Eugene who was stumbling away to escape the cops.