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A Universal WAAAGH!: Building an Ork Army In Another Universe

"Dis ain’t da forty-kay no more, ya zoggin' gitz!" "No 'Perium, no Spikey Boyz, no pointy-hatted squishy Inquisitorkz!" "Just a whole zoggin' galaxy waitin' ta be krumped!" "An’ da Boss — yeah, dat Boss — 'e can burn yer zoggin' soul jus’ by lookin’ at ya!" Gork smashed da old 'verse ta bits..." "Mork snuck off wiv all da good loot..." "...an’ now it’s *our* turn!" "We’z gonna build a new one — one wiv TEETH, FLAMEZ, an’ a WAAAGH! wot never ends!" "So git stuck in, boyz — dis whole universe is ours fer da krumpin'!" When logan unexpectedly died sue to the dumbest reason possible, He find himself in another universe, in a body of a dead ship captain, and face to face with an ork. armed with the ability to control the greenskins, the galaxy shall all bow under his iron rule and dakkas. “We Don’t Just Follow ‘Im… We Worship ‘Im!” "Dat ain’t just a Boss — dat’s a miracle wiv boots on! 'E don’t shout — but we listen. 'E don’t krump — but we fall. 'E looks, and yer brainz go * splat. 'E walks, and da Waaagh follows." "Gork gave ‘im da smash. Mork gave ‘im da cunning. An’ da Boss? 'E gave us purpose, loot, an’ endless krumpin’!" "We don’t worship like da humies — no prayers, no books." "We worship by fightin’, lootin’, burnin’, an’ shoutin’ ‘WAAAGH!’ in ‘is name!" "He iz da Greenest Non-Green Dere Iz!" "Our Boss. Our Prophet. Our God-Wot-Eats-Orks."
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Godnet - Valkyrie Protocol

After the betrayal of Luciferel, and having to deal with the Nephilim problem God made a few changes to how Heaven was run. Time does not quite flow the same in Heaven, so God was able to draw inspiration from millennia of human history. In the end, God chooses to structure things like a mega-corporation with him as the CEO and his archangels acting as department heads. To keep the threat of another angel rebellion to a minimum, every few years the angels would be ordered to change departments. To ensure that things ran smoothly and that the communication between departments happened in a timely fashion a Heaven-wide internet was established called Godnet. Due to an accident caused by mistaken identity, John Smith was killed by an angel on her first day in the Department of Death. By the time she released her mistake, it was far too late to "just" put him back in his own body. In an effort to correct her mistake the angel tried to have John Smith be reborn in the universe she originally was supposed to have a John Smith die in. The Angel was originally in IT for Godnet so she thought that it would be not too difficult to hide her little oops by altering a few records. However, she got a call from Upper Management during the process of having John be reborn. Figuring the " proper" department would step in to finish the process, the angel left to report to upper management, not wanting to receive an even bigger punishment than what she was already going to receive. In her rush to leave, she forgot to close down the connection to Godnet.
Mindviper81 · 136.3k Views

Omnipotent Husband System

Hao Ren was born in another world and has lived for over twenty-two years being nothing but a definition of the word, average. After a high school reunion, the young man sat down on the beach shore, and mumbled to the sky, "God of Novels, you are unfair. I spent forty years of my life doing nothing but reading books and stories written by others. I worked hard to manifest this rebirth, and yet you did not bless me with anything. Why?" A voice echoed in his mind, "Host, you have the Omnipotent Husband System." Hao Ren scoffed and scolded the system, "What is the use of having you when you are not even active? Are you shitting with me, you bastard?!" The system replied, "Host the condition for activating the system is to get married." Hao Ren could not handle it anymore and cried out loud as he complained about this condition. He was not good-looking, and neither was he wealthy, who was going to marry him? Tired, he spent the on the beach. When he was returning home, he passed by the marriage registering center. He sighed for his fate but suddenly, a beautiful lady asked him, "Hey, do you have any identity card on you?" Hao Ren nodded in a daze, and the lady dragged him inside the office. The young man was yet to register what happened to him when an automated voice sounded, "Host, congratulations on getting married. Omnipotent Husband System is now activated." ... Years later, Hao Ren became an entity many people wished to meet. However, Hao Ren never stayed outside, to everything he had one reply, "I have to go home and cook for my wife." Would you like to know his journey from an average to an over-achieving person standing at the apex of power and prestige? ... Author's Note: If you guys wish to discuss the book with your co-readers, or have suggestions for me on how to improve the story, you can reach me out on discord. Discord: chasing_dream06
Chasing_Dreams · 2m Views