(Somewhere...)
In an endless white room with absolutely nothing—no walls, no ceiling, no furniture—just a mysterious floor to stand on, two figures stood. One wore a pristine white robe. The other? Completely naked.
(Me: Wait… why does this feel like the start of a gay p*rn scene? Damn it—anyway, just bear with me.)
The robed man opened his mouth, "Now then, let's recap your entire life, shall w—"
"Hold up! Can I get some damn clothes first? I'm butt-naked out here," the other man interrupted, crouching to cover his goods with both hands. "And it's cold! Did you set the A/C to arctic death mode or what?!"
Despite there being no vents, wind, or even logic, he shivered.
*SNAP*
Suddenly, a complete outfit materialized midair and dropped in front of him: blue jeans, white socks, black boots, a white T-shirt that boldly read "I Have Two Hens" in red letters, a gray cloak, and even underwear.
"Whoa! Drip alert!" he said, quickly putting everything on. "Where's the gun?" he asked, adjusting the T-shirt like a video game protagonist.
"Can't summon weapons here. Strict celestial zoning laws," the robed man replied. "Anyway, let's get back to your story—"
"Wait! Skip the recap. You're not the first god who's tried the whole PowerPoint presentation of my life. I'm over it." The man gave him a squint so sharp it could slice tofu.
"Fair enough, Mr. Noysd Walker," the god said, plopping down cross-legged on the ground. "You remember everything anyway, right?"
"Yup. Now tell me—what's the mission, oh mighty screw-up?"
"Well…" The god hesitated. "I made a teensy mistake. I tried to fix it, but—"
"But…?" Noysd asked, also sitting down, eyes narrowing further.
"But I kinda… made it worse," the god said, looking away like a kid who just broke the TV and blamed the cat.
"How bad?"
"Well… if you're into yanderes, congratulations! You're about to live the dream."
"You turned them into yanderes, huh?"
"Approximately… yes."
Noysd just shrugged. "Eh. Nothing new. This is like the fourth time that's happened."
The god coughed awkwardly. "One of them is your mom. And your sisters."
"Wait, WH—"
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Well well would you look at that another updated version my chapter.....
"well,why the update yesterday you update it now you update it now yoo....so why?"javier ask as he drink his water
Don't know.....anyway byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reader
To be continued