Kusagakure / Year: 24
I opened my eyes and rubbed my forehead, not getting much sleep last night thanks to my new parents who were fucking in the next room seemingly trying to give me a sibling only to make it a habit thanks to my new father who seems to have the ugly bastard high sex drive.
"Well at least I know I'll have good sex when I get a girlfriend or something if a ugly abandoned character like me can even get one that is" I thought with a sigh, remembering the traumatic night a week ago that I met my new parents of this life.
(Flashback: A week ago)
"I'M HOME." I said loudly while taking off my my shoes and started making my way into the house.
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
"AHHHHNNNGH....YESH...R... RIGHT THERE ~." Said a ugly voice moaning loudly in pleasure.
My eyebrows scrunched and looked through my memories and noticed that this is a regular occurrence in this household and the former owner wasn't even surprised anymore which explains his fucked up personality before he died in the anime and manga.
I walked past the living room and smelled a funky smell and covered my nose and seen a very short fat hairy man with a receding hairline thrusting hardly while yanking the hair of a overweight woman hairy woman that looks like a man who just so happens to be my new mother and father in the Sex position, stand and deliver.
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
I Kept walking, only for my father who's name is yuto dokuzen to call out to me.
"OOOOHH...WELCOME BACK HOME SON THE FOOD IS ON THE DINING TABLE....OHHH....I'M CUMMING ~." Said yuto grunting loudly while thrusting even harder while eiko who is my new mother was squirting hardly with the Iconic ahego face that definitely didn't suit her overweight body and manly face that had a big butt chin.
*SQUIRT* *SQUIRT* *SQUIRT* *SQUIRT*
I watched my mother squirt on the the floor, feeling the urge to throw up with my left hand covering my nose and said calmly while turning and walking quickly in the direction of the dining room having enough entertainment "Ok."
I walked into the kitchen and sat at the table that had a lot of food and sweets on it and started eating while thinking "Oh the food is surprisingly good despite being a family full of ugly bastards"
TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.
While I was still eating my sack of shit father yuto walked into the dining room in shorts seemingly having just got out of the shower after his dirty deed in the living room.
"Oh you must be curious why me and your mother always end up having sex it's my fault so I apologize if I traumatized you." Said yuto with guilty eyes that looked like he just cuckolded someone if it were a hentai.
I looked at my father and said calmly while shrugging "I really don't care to be honest I'm just going with the flow of life."
Yuto had a surprised look on his face and sat in the chair next to me and slapped me on the back and said while laughing loudly "HAHAHAHA DO NOT FRET MY SON YOU'LL FIND A GIRLFRIEND SINCE YOU'VE INHERITED MY HIGH SEX DRIVE JUTSU FROM MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY, BE SURE TO GIVE ME LOTS OF GRANDCHILDREN WHEN YOUR OLDER."
I stretched my back while looking at my new father with a dead look.
"W... what." Asked yuto stutteringlg.
"You can't tell a 6 year old that his father's side of the family has high sex drive and loves to have sex." I said knowing the real meaning behind his fatherly words while sighing at how stupid and demented my new father is.
Yuto scratched the back of his head which made a few strands of hair fall from it and realized what he's done and said hurriedly "Fuck...pretend you didn't hear this from me you got it."
I waved my right hand not caring if my new ugly mother finds out and got up from the table and went to my room to get some sleep.
I made my way up the stairs and walked into my room, closing the door behind mymself and went to the bed, only to see my appearance in the mirror that showed a ugly fat 2'9 6 year old boy with tanish light skin, fat old looking face and fat bulldog nose, shaggy reeceding brown hair, and dark brown manipulative lecherous looking eyes that looks black.
"Just fucking sad." I said with a sight while taking my clothes off and leaving them on her floor, intending to free ball in my new comfy with my fat body and oversized 8 inch penis.
(Present)
I got out of bed and stretched while thinking "Fuck I almost forgot that I need to go to academy since the former owners parents him enrolled in it against his will, I know right their trash and if you could see how this house looks right now considering we're poor you'd want to just kill yourself which makes me wonder how am I still preserving"
I went to my dresser and opened it and grabbed some clothes, only for someone to barge into my room almost giving me a heart attack.
*BOOOM*
"GET UP GATO SCHOOL IS TODAY." Said eiko screaming at her top of her lungs, only to see me naked and grabbing some clothes.
"Oh, your already up thats good." Said eiko while leaving immediately, closing the door behind herself.
"The fuck is wrong with this man's...excuse me I mean woman's brain, have you never heard of the words knock before you enter" I thought with a pissed look on my face.
I sighed and started putting my clothes on and left his room, heading downstairs while waving my ugly sack of shit parents goodbye who were kissing with saliva dripping on the floor and if you could see the size difference between them which is 5'0 for my father and 6'5 for my mother you'd question the logic of life, waving back at me and telling me to have a good day at school.
I left the house and walked in the direction of the ninja academy and as I was making my way towards the ninja academy I looked around taking in the scenery of the depressive atmosphere and what I discovered was actually kusagakure, the village that is caught in between the conflict of the bigger powers, not as to say their isn't conflicts going on currently because I guarantee you their definitely is.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Gato Dokuzen]
[Race: Human]
[Age: 6]
[Titiles: Ugly Shit]
[Str lvl: Low Genin]
[Bloodline limit: Swamp Release]
[Str: 4]
[Agi: 5]
[Vit: 3]
[Int: 9]
[Cha: 4]
[Skills: Chakra control: Pre-Intermediate]
[Ninjutsu: [Swamp palm: Intermediate], [Bog Step: Intermediate], [Swamp Clone: intermediate], [Swamp Bind: Master], [Swamp Shot: Master], [Elementalization: Elementary]
I froze in place and adjusted my glasses to make sure I wasn't hallucinating at the system like status screen in front of me and thought with surprise "So my efforts of relentless training did pay off after all and if your wondering, no I didn't go to school because they notified my parents that we didn't need to come for a week and didn't say why but I know why it's because the second shinobi war is starting, that's why"
"Let's head to this school before I get suspended for being tardy" I thought with a sigh and started running towards the school, my reeceding hair waving a people I ran past.
TIMESKIP: Ninja school classroom.
Inside the ninja school classroom you can see me of course who else would it be, sitting in the middle of the classroom at a desk were all the unimportant characters sit waiting for the teacher to come with a bored look on my face while thinking about my training I did during this past week, wondering if it'll be enough to graduate this school.
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THE END...