Unknown to me, my book was going to change Sakumo more than my words. And that day I would get my first die hard fan of 'cultural Sword arts' and future vice-president of the 'people of culture' club.
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Kushina senpai got pregnant ?
Minato didn't know exactly what was wrong with Kushina. Or maybe it was right ? But he was very confused. It has been a year and half since they moved out together. Even though they were not married yet, after Minato confessed his love to Kushina, they have gotten permission from the hokage to live together. Or it won't be better to say that Kushina outright threatened the hokage to give them permission. He didn't know what kind of dirt she used to blackmail the hokage nor he was sure that he wanted to know it. In these last one and half years, they had gone on a lot of dates and 3 months ago Kushina had given him his first mouth to mouth kiss. Despite being the disciple of Jiraiya Minato was not a pervert. And considering that they were barely adults in civilian standard, Minato wanted Kushina to take it easy and had never made any advance from his side. But everything changed after he came back from the frontline. It started exactly 3 days after he returned from the frontline. Kushina started acting very possessive of him. Then 2 days after that he learnt how difficult it could be to handle an Uzumaki Jinjuriki.
Feeling a pleasant sensation on his little Minato, Minato opened his eyes. His left hand, which should have been cuddling Kushina's body, had no weight on it. Then he realised that he had some weights on his thighs and the blanket covering his lower body while covering someone else.
"Kushina….." Minato barely managed to suppress a pleasant groan while calling out to her girlfriend when his brain registered the wonderful suction he was getting from his girlfriend's mouth.
"*Pop* Minato, you are awake…." Kushina finally let go of his little Minato which has reached its full height and hardness due to the stimulation. "I know that you are going to go to Mount Myoboku to train with Jiraiya sama soon. So I am going to spend my entire day with you and this little guy so that I won't miss you tomorrow." Minato knew it was Kushina. But he still found it really hard to deal with a bold Kushina. It is not that he was lacking in terms of stamina or size. In terms of size, Kushina has already declared him as her perfect match. And Minato knew that her words were not just empty words considering the ahegao expressions she gives him during their action times. But in terms of stamina both of them were almost equally matched. Minato felt really lucky to have a girlfriend like Kushina. But there was a small problem. Kushina was insatiable and unstoppable once they got started. Considering her status as a Jinjuriki and all the other risks involved, Minato was worried about it. But unfortunately there was nothing he could do to stop Kushina. Especially when she had bought a seal from Usagi to reduce the chances of her getting pregnant.
Minato relaxed her muscles as he slowly moved his hands. When he was almost near Kushina's waist, he moved with a speed worthy of the title of the 'Yellow flash'. In an instant, Kushina sounded herself not only in the bottom but also on her stomach. Minato leaned forward as he used his little Minato to scout Kushina's cheeks before the main event.
"*Giggle* Come on Minato ! Don't tease me !"Kushina giggled when she felt the little Minato was already ready to explore her cave and was getting some lubricants by rubbing himself at her entrance.
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Looking at the bills of ryos stacked on top of each other I sighed in satisfaction. The bundles were arranged like a large platform over the humongous storage scroll. It was the money that I got from selling adult novels and seals which acted like condoms to the citizens of the hidden leaf. Of course not ! I meant that I got the money by writing cultural literature and helping the citizens of the hidden leaf.
In front of me was exactly a hundred million ryos.
How did I earn so much money from selling a porn *cough* cultural literature *cough* ?
Simple. I didn't.
With my brilliant give away marketing strategy and invested a lot of money with the publisher to give the book at a discount at first. I personally gave away the book to many of my colleagues not caring about how they would think of me. On top of that, my writing style and quality was also different from Jiraiya's future books. Of course I had not read it yet. But considering how 'the utterly gutsy shinobi' was written from a third person view, I could give that he also wrote his other books in that style. But my style was different. I wrote it in a way that would be appealing to both male and female closet Perverts. And let's be real. In this world everyone is a pervert. So obviously, in just a week after its official release, the book got extremely popular. Then I made a deal with my publisher and created 5 limited edition signed copies of the novel and one super rare signed review copy of the author. The limited edition books were auctioned at a total average of 8 million ryos per book. And if that was not enough then, the final super rare copy was auctioned at 50 million ryos.
No one knew that I was there in the auction house and had learnt the Identity of every person that had bought that book. Sakumo Hatake, the Fire Daimyo, the wife of the fire Daimyo, Koharu Utatane and Setsuna Uchiha, were the five people who attended the auction in disguise and bought those books in cash.
Ninjas, especially the one with a lot of influence and power are really filthy rich.
The final product was something that Daimyo wanted really badly. But beating him in an auction, Sarutobi Hiruzen bought the book at 50 million ryos.
I didn't care if the money he used was embezzled from the village funds, as long as I am the one who is getting it I wouldn't complain.
With 90 million ryos from the auction and 5 million ryos just from the profit from selling books, I had a total of 95 million ryos. But then I brought out my artificial condom seal, solving the problem faced by almost all of the people of this world.
Considering that this world has yet to invent something like rubber contraption, the only way a couple could enjoy themselves was by applying the old school pull out method. There were some herbs which were also popular, but they have a lot of side effects. So most of the normal people didn't use it until it was absolutely necessary.
So I decided to save the world by introducing my special seal. Of course I didn't mass produce them at first. And only sold them to rich kunoichis like Mikoto and Kushina in exchange of a high price. That's how I collected the rest of the 5 million ryos.
Appreciating my hard work I decided to do the thing that I had only dreamed of doing in my past life.
"Hahhhhhh !* Letting out a relaxed sigh, I layed down on the bed of bills. Who said that money can't buy happiness ? Even if the bed made from money was not smooth or soft as my real bed, I could already feel myself getting into sleep mode in an instant.
There were a lot of things that I wanted to do. Like getting a bigger home and building a separate house for Shiro...
I almost fell asleep before a sudden knock on the door woke me up.
"I am coming !" I quickly sealed away the bed of money into the storage scroll and stored the storage scroll in my 'stomach' before going to open the door.
An Anbu guard was already waiting there for me.
"Hokage sama is waiting for you in the house of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze."
I was surprised to hear the Anbu.
'Did something happen to Kushina ?'
Reaching Kushina's house, I found everything normal. At least everything was normal outside. But inside the house there was the third hokage, my new official sensei, Tsunade Senju and Kushina Uzumaki.
Kushina looked like a kid who had gotten caught after stealing money from her father's wallet to buy candies.
But I became even more surprised when both Hiruzen and Tsunade looked at me as if I had committed some kind of crime.
'What the hell did I do ?' I wanted to ask them but being a smart girl and decided to stay silent. After looking at me for a while their attention turned back towards Kushina. They signalled her to speak.
"I am pregnant…."
"Oh...wait a minute…. What !"
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Next chapter: Getting 'the talk' from my mommy
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