'What the hell did I do ?' I wanted to ask them but being a smart girl and decided to stay silent. After looking at me for a while their attention turned back towards Kushina. They signalled her to speak.
"I am pregnant…."
"Oh...wait a minute…. What !"
…
Getting 'the talk' from my mommy
I was gobsmacked. Literally. An entire day of continuous sex ? How in the world was that even possible ? I mean Kushina could probably pull that off, knowing that she was the jinjuriki of the nine tails. But how in the world Minato survived it ? It was really shocking. Because if what Kushina was saying is true then she is one lucky vixen for getting a double package. No wonder my seal was broken. But that was not the important part.
The most important thing was Kushina just threw me under the bus even before Tsunade could confirm that she is pregnant.
According to Kushina her tummy feels funny. Apparently it was some side effect of the mind's eyes of Kagura that allowed her to sense the faint signature of a new life that has formed in her womb. She admitted that once she found out that the barrier had been broken, she immediately went to wash off everything. Unfortunately by that time, Minato had already filled her to the brim. That's why when she got the feeling that she might be pregnant, she immediately called the hokage to inform. And the old hokage called for me and Tsunade.
"First of all, I already told you that the barrier is not unbroken like my other barriers. If you were it down too much then it will break. I have given you this warning before giving you the seal. And now you are blaming me, Kushina ni san ?" I complained after getting the overview of the problem. Kushina was sweating profusely with an embarrassed, guilty looking face. But she didn't dare to meet my eyes.
Tsunade, on the other hand, pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Usagi, you are coming with me after this. I have something to talk about with you." Tsunade looked at me with eyes that left no room for any argument. In the end I could only reluctantly agree. I didn't know why she was angry at me, when I didn't do anything in the first place. But asking questions at that moment was not a wise decision. But more importantly, I was getting a very bad feeling from Tsunade. So I nodded my head.
"And Kushina…. What is done is done. Let me check you up first. You mentioned that you got that funny feeling in your mind just once, right ?" Tsunade asked Kushina, who nodded reluctantly.
"Even though grandma Mito had that Bloodline limit, I don't have much information on how it works and how accurate it is in these cases. So I will have to do a thorough examination before giving any result." Tsunade gave a look at Hiruzen. The old man immediately understood and went out of the house. I decided to follow him since I didn't want to stay anywhere near Tsunade at the moment.
"Don't even think about running away, brat ! As my disciple I will make sure that I educate you properly." But just as I was thinking about going on a long term mission after getting out of the house, Tsunade's words stopped me in my tracks. Dread filled my heart and I slowly turned around to face her.
"Oh, don't put up that face. Do you think acting innocent will save you ? "It is the greatest book you could ever read !" Huh ? I am going to properly discipline you when I am done with her. So don't you think about running away !" Tsunade said, smiling sweetly. Even though I had literally no idea what she was talking about, I decided to nod my head vigorously.
As soon as Tsunade turned around to take Kushina away, I immediately fled the area as soon as possible. I didn't even stop when the hokage called out to me.
I went straight to my apartment and closed the door before locking it away completely. At that moment I didn't care that my actions have literally fucked up the timeline. My mind was focused on Tsunade's upcoming education. I had no idea how I had antagonized her and I have no interest in finding it out. I needed it to get a long term mission and get away from the village for a long time so that Tsunade could forget whatever that has angered her so much.
"Master, you are back !" Shiro greeted me and immediately turned around to pick up a gift pack from the table.
"Master ! I missed your birthday ! So please accept this surprise gift from me…." The big honey badger handed me over the gift box.
I knew that there was a crisis coming on my way. But despite that I decided to appreciate the gift of my pet and quickly opened the box to see. It has been almost a week since my birthday. That day I received many gifts from other people. So, Shiro must be copying them. With that thought I finally got rid of the wrappings and opened the box to see.
"Huh ?" I was really confused.
"This bikini….." inside the box I found a set of bikinis. But it was extremely familiar. I remembered it on the display of a newly opened high end boutique in the village. That day I was just passing by that store when my eyes fell on an extremely pricy bikini set. Compared to many other swimsuits on the display it was really bold, only covering the bare minimum part of the mannequin. But more importantly it was designed with countless thin threads of gold. So it was not only pretty but extremely pricy.
"Wait a minute ? Where did you get this thing ? You didn't steal it, did you ?" I asked Shiro immediately.
"Of course not ! I will never break the rules you have set. I sold those extra books you have in the storage to get the money. And I took only 50% from the profit. Did you already forget ?" Shiro told me proudly. I didn't mind getting less money but if I remember correctly he had sold only 25 books in total. And the price of this bikini set was way higher than that.
But before I could ask him where he got the rest of the money he continued his explanation.
"That day while selling those books, I encountered Tsunade sensei. She loved the book so much that she bought all five of them and gave me an extra 25000 ryos in exchange for getting information about this book and why I was selling them. Of course I didn't tell her that you are the one who wrote this book. But I told her that "It is the greatest book my master has ever read !" and she is a great fan of it." Shiro declared proudly.
At that moment I understood everything. I wanted to give the stupid honey badger a good lesson. But time was running out. This little bastard has sold me away. Even if Tsunade didn't know that I wrote that stuff knowing that I was bold enough to use my bed to sell those books in public must have made her really mad. Thinking about what will happen to me once she finds out that I was the one who wrote that book, I shudder in fear.
"Pack your things ! We are getting on a long term mission !"
…
"So, she is not pregnant ?" Hiruzen asked once again for the confirmation.
"Of course not. But the seal she had used to protect her womb has dissolved away. If I had to guess then that is what she sensed with her mind's eyes of kagura. You don't have to worry about it, old man. I have given her a good lesson. Kushina won't act recklessly from now on." Tsunade told Hiruzen.
Considering the risks involved with the birth of the nine tails, it would have caused a real headache, if Kushina would have gotten pregnant during the time of War. So Hiruzen felt relieved after hearing the good news.
"By the way old man, where the hell did that brat go ? I have to educate her properly before she turns into a pervert." Tsunade asked Hiruzen.
Hiruzen knew where the issue was. "Cultural sword arts" was a masterpiece. So he didn't find it surprising that people like Kushina and Usagi found it as one of the greatest literature to ever exist in this war torn world. But he could also understand Tsunade. She simply didn't want her daughter to get influenced by the culture of the gentlemen at such a young age. Unfortunately for her, as a cultural man, it was his duty to help a cultural girl. So she had personally found a safe long termed A rank mission for Usagi. Originally he wanted her to go with him to the fire capital for the peace talk with the Tsuchikage. But he could always call back Minato or Jiraiya to accompany him.
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