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Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: In which nothing really happens

[Tale 2: No balls!] Miru announced as the sun began to set.

Nobody and Miru had been walking through the forest in a seemingly random direction. Though Nobody had a good feeling about this direction it must've been tied into his ability because it was an entirely new feeling.

"This is that like character development tale. With Goku being a completely clueless and Bulma fully realizing just how weird Goku is." Nobody explained aloud.

[You have an odd habit of talking aloud] Miru commented being fully that even without her presence Nobody would still make that comment.

"I just like to vocalize my thoughts, and the more I talk about manga stuff the less likely Toriyama is to include me as a side panel like he did with Yamaha and Pu'ar" Nobody said.

[You could try aura farming] Miru suggested.

"Like what start standing in the moonlight? Or in a windy place?" Nobody did know aura farming would be easy with his current fit. After all most of the members had aura despite only doing a few things on screen.

[Though you might like talking too much to do that]

"I can be quiet when I need to be" Nobody scrunched his face is offense at the comment.

Miru stared in judgement letting his lie face the air of silence.

"Gun to my head I could be quiet" Nobody didn't believe it himself but he had a facade to maintain.

[Most could be quiet with a direct threat of violence as a consequence] Miru factually stated.

Nobody stayed silent.

As he walked he eventually came across an abandoned camp site. It had some dying embers and some meat of unknown origin that had been roasted by what once was a fire.

Nobody crouched down and examined the meat. It looked alright and it smelled pretty good.

"This feeling led me to an abandoned meal" Nobody still pick up the skewer and started eating. He was slightly peckish and definitely needed to get more calories from all the walking he had been doing.

While chewing his walked around a bit more and saw a sleeping bag, and he suddenly felt his eye lids get a little heavier.

"Miru keep watch, I'll talk a little nap here" At the moment that gut feeling he had was pretty adamant about him staying here or at least it didn't want him to go just yet.

[I am not an alarm system, however I will alert you if a threat is present or approaching.]

"Thanks" After saying that Nobody closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep the burden of his situation leaving his mind as his brain went unconscious.

"Good evening, sorry to disturb your rest" A voice Nobody didn't recognize said from close by.

At first Nobody was still groggy from being woken up and from the moonlight he could tell it was still nighttime. As his eyes adjusted to being awake he noted the figure that was speaking wasn't human it was lower to the ground, and had…. flippers?

"Turtle?" Nobody unconsciously voiced before catching himself.

"You would be correct, I'm specifically a sea turtle"

"A sea turtle without the sea. You're definitely lost"

"Correct again, but allow me to explain my full tale" The turtle said as he shuffled closer to the sleeping bag.

"I had been searching for mushrooms and I took a wrong turn, and lost my way to the sea. I'm been lost for about a year now."

"A year? How'd you keep track of the time?"

"I counted the days, but now that you've heard my story would you be willing to help me?" He asked his eyes full of turtle helplessness.

"I'll help you, but first we got to find two special people"

"Hmm"

Following that new gut feeling Nobody had he led the turtle.

As night turned to day in the distance they saw a round building and they could even hear the inhabitants shouting about balls or something.

The turtle next to him suddenly froze and so did the rest of the world when he looked towards Miru he saw the golden eye sink down as a ding sounded out.

The same vol. 1 dragon ball manga popped out. Though after flipping to the table of contents now Tale 2 was present.

"Might as well" Nobody said flipping through the chapter.

It had Bulma reveal the level of technology by tossing out an entire house. She also learned that Goku was actually a monkey boy and not wearing a tail.

With Goku slowly learning about the differences between him and girls, though he still doesn't have a full grasps he now knows that girls don't have dragon balls.

Right as the chapter ended there were two silhouettes approaching the house from the forest. To be specific it had a the turtle obscured by shadows and his own boots next to the turtle.

[Tale 2 end: Reviewing comments]

{Areat: No Balls}

—> {Antlion27: No Balls}

———> {Lion_Death: No Balls}

….

After about a page of No balls comments someone eventually decided to discuss the chapter.

{Hondas: Damn Goku is 14 I really thought he was like 8 or something. Why is he so short?}

—> {Isolated_ninja: He's definitely not human, maybe a yokai or something.}

{Bluej: A mutant…so maybe we'll see some more mutants later.}

—> {Quesin: if we get a mutant pig we'll have journeys to the west}

——> {Pigtrot: having a mutant pig would be peak storytelling.}

[Tale 2: Analysis complete

No changes detected status remains the same]

"At least I don't get weaker with time, maybe I should imply I'm training off screen."

[That is a great idea it seems you're intelligent isn't as average as previously assumed]

Nobody let out a small sigh.

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