Title: GLITCH REBORN
Subtitle: "Death Was Just the Tutorial. Now the Real Glitch Begins."
Series: The Glitch Saga (Book 1)
Genre: Cyberpunk LitRPG / Isekai Comedy
Keywords: hacker protagonist, snarky goddess, sentient motorcycle, rogue AI, divine pranks
Word Count: ~100K (400 chapters at 250-300 words each)
I DIED SAVING A MAD SCIENTIST. THEN THE GODDESS OF GLITCHES RECRUITED ME.
My name's Finn Carter. Delivery boy. Ex-soccer star. Unwitting hero.
After I got blown up stopping a flamethrower-wielding maniac, the most chaotic deity in existence offered me a deal:
'Want a do-over? Here's a hacker rig, a motorcycle that won't stop sassing me, and one condition… my brother gets to mess with you.'
Now I'm trapped in a neon hellhole where:
✓ Kael's pranks turn my hair pink mid-battle
✓ Juno, the rogue AI I accidentally adopted, keeps rewriting traffic laws
✓ And my only backup is Glenda, a murderous dishwasher bot with mom energy
System Alert: Main Quest: Survive divine trolling, outcode the Quantum Council, and maybe—just maybe—save reality.
Warning: Tutorial was the easy part.
(Unless you count Zara. She's 90% tutorial.